Sorry, Miley, No Amount of Black Eyebrow Dye is Gonna Make This Work
While Miley Cyrus' house was getting broken into, she was probably off dyeing her eyebrows back to their "natural" color, whatever that happens to be. There's no disputing the fact that Miley With Brows is infinitely better than Miley Without Brows Sort Of, but ever since we saw her rocking the bleached look, we'll never be able to unsee it again. No matter how "hot" or hot Miley becomes in life, we'll always picture that creepy, dying-looking Miley in our mind's eye at some point or another.
Looking better, girl.