Love It or Leave It: Is This a Joke, Gwyneth?
This right here is Gwyneth Paltrow at a Christmas party last night. Did the photos kind of hurt your eyes? Well, you're not alone. Once your eyes get adjusted though, take a closer look. Interestingly enough, you'll find that the big thing behind her with all the lights isn't some weird attachment to her already horrible ensemble, it's actually a Christmas tree! Let's not dwell on the sadness of Gwyneth choosing an outfit that so effortlessly blends in with the holiday decorations though, OK? Because that is a sadness that is too difficult to bear.
Verdict: leave it. Cut it up in little pieces and make ornaments for that tree, because it certainly does not belong anywhere on a human body.