The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Also Just Krapped All Over Khristmas

12/2/2013 3:30 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
Holy crap commercialization of the holiday season, here's the Kardashian Christmas card. 

With dollar signs and gold and Egyptian-like tiaras everywhere, the Kardashians sure didn't pull any punches with this year's holiday card. Notably absent are Kanye West and Lamar Odom, and truth be told, good on them. This card is the most horrific, ostentatious display of BLECH that ever could be, and why not? It's from the Kardashians.

Happy, happy holidays from the Kardashians, friends. This time they made sure you'd be thinking of them when you filled out your bland cookie-cutter card set that you picked up on the discount rack at Hallmark. Shame on you them.

f you persevered, here's the other Kardashian Christmas cards ... and as bad as some of them are, none of them could ever be as awful as this year's, guys, let's be honest. 

Check them out!


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912 days ago

It's like photoshop vomit.

912 days ago

where's rob? did they adopt him out this past year? decide he was too chunky for the family photo?

912 days ago

This whole family makes me want to vomit. The media and pubic's alleged fascination with them is one of the most confounding events of our time.

I'll never understand it, but it will nevertheless continue to make me feel unwell.

912 days ago

Doesn't anyone notice the much smaller naked image to the left in the background next to the youngest Jenner girl?? It appears to be a woman, but she has breasts and a penis!! That is soo bizarre and inappropriate! Who would have that kind of imagery on their Christmas Card?!?! Just distasteful!

John Elliott
912 days ago

Sad to see the exclusion of Bruce Jenner's 4 older kids. Just goes to show nothing about the Kardashians is even remotely real. All about $$$ and PR.

912 days ago

EPIC FAIL! This is the most slutty dysfunctional family I have ever seen!

912 days ago

Damn, this thing is so so bad, it's good. How come?

912 days ago

haha wtf is up with the Illuminati symbolism

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can we say breast implants
912 days ago

What kind of Christmas card is this? This only shows how self absorbed this family is.

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912 days ago

If Kim Kartrashian really had a great body, they wouldn't have to photoshop it so often....

912 days ago

Are we talking about it? Is it on every entertainment site? Yes is the answer. They know exactly what they do. Don't be fooled.

912 days ago

i really wish the title had been "The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Just Krapped All Over Khristmas"

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912 days ago

YUCK...The card is hideous. Watching the show last night made me sick,then to see the card made me puke. There is no way even they could be happy with this card. It is not a Christmas card...

912 days ago

Why is Kim Kardashian trying sooooooooo hard to look like Beyonce?

912 days ago

That is so inappropriate! There is nothing about christmas...these illuminati sh** is so typical of subcelebrities...

912 days ago

I love how Kanye and Lamar are "noticably absent," but there's no mention of the fact that Rob, Scott, and North are also missing. Kanye, Lamar, and North don't surprise me but the others do.

912 days ago

The only thing I have to say is... wtf is bruce doing?!!?

912 days ago

Strange that you wouldn't include your child in it's first Christmas celebration. Khloe at least insisted that her children be in the picture, but Kim said nothing about her child. Who would want a "family" card without including your newborn?

912 days ago

Did we even ask for a card? I know I didn't. I completely forgot to send them one of mine. Now I feel bad.

LJ Wolf
912 days ago

Baby North is there or at least her photo is..She's hanging over Khloe's head..Take a look it's her face and body..she's just more brown..

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