Sorry, But Tom Hanks Raised a Mega Douche

12/3/2013 12:00 PM PST, by
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Get yourselves ready, guys, because this is the funniest thing that ever happened: Chet Haze, AKA Chester Hanks, AKA the douchebag offspring of Tom Hanks, got into a Twitter fight with Jensen Karp, AKA rapper Hot Karl, AKA a super hilarious guy who is responsible for all the goodness in the world today. 

It all started when Chet tweeted about "blessing the mic with spoke word," and it quickly got out of hand in the most amusing way possible: And then Chet said a whole bunch of bad words, things like "I don't know who you are but u can do yourself a favor and stay the f--- outta my timeline!" and "lil b----" and "Ill just be nothing, do nothing, and offend nobody. That way id be jus like YOUR irrelevant ass" and "u don't know s--- about me or my story so how the f--- u gon comment on the way I talk? U never even met me. Sit your ass down." And then Jensen came back with some more truth: And then, well, then Chet had a lot of feelings:

My whole life I been getting s--- from jealous nerds like you simply because I love Rap. It's f---ing hilarious. My passion has nothing to do with your petty existence, so don't f---in get them twisted. Difference between me and these clowns is I actually will beat your ass if I see u in person whereas y'all are all #soft. Y'all just use the same jokes over and over again. Forrest Gump, Capt Phillips ha ha ha. Say something original at least. I'm outta here doe. Just wanted to keep it real on these twitter nerds for once... 

Jensen's response?
The whole thing went on for a while -- Chet challenged Jensen to a rap battle, Jensen accepted and asked if Ron Howard could be the judge, Chet commented on how "wack" this whole thing was. As of now, they have not worked out a date for this rap battle, but we'll keep you posted if we hear anything else. In the meantime, let's be sure to thank dear Chet Haze and his Twitter antagonist for this hearty, hearty laugh.

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Kristi
134 days ago

Seems to me like this Jensen fool started it. He didn't have to say anything in response to his tweet, but he did..numerous times. He needs to f**k off...

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Tom
134 days ago

He was making a joke."That Chet Fool" was the one who took it too far. So u and Chet should F off. lol

Courtney
134 days ago

Wait, how exactly is Chet the douche in this story? Seems to me he was minding his own business when the other person started with him, he said nothing that wasn't true, the other guy is a nobody and obviously jealous and threatened by white people, is he afraid this kid will become a rapper and be better than him? Really what is his issue? has this guy ever tweeted drake and the other black rappers who were raised wealthy and raps do not fit with their lifestyle growing up and went at them like he did to this kid?

Caila
134 days ago

Trying to figure out why Tom hanks son is the douche here... Other guy was being a POS

Tom
134 days ago

Please read the whole twitter conversation then u can judge that no talent rapper Chet. His songs r so bad

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trasjman
134 days ago

karp dude sounds like he is on the man-rag. xD tweectagon

RaptFM
134 days ago

We need to move this battle from Twitter to www.rapt.fm - We host live video rap battles online 24/7 with a live audience and voting. We can settle this beef right now.

Gen
134 days ago

Karp, whoever he is should shut up. Leave the guy alone.

lulu
134 days ago

I know neither, but from this context, Jensen was definitely the douche.

Bella
134 days ago

They are Both Douches in general but I have to take Hanks on this one. Didn't HOT Karl grow up in Calabasas. Because that is so Ghetto compared to Brentwood. Jensen grew up privileged as well People who live in Glass houses should throw stones and he threw the
first one.

Chantel
134 days ago

Poop.

Jara Matthews
134 days ago

I don't know who either of these people are and couldn't care less. I don't do mainstream media. I came to this site to show my sister how pathetic our culture is and that Hollywood is just a conman duping the people into believing they're special so they can make money. This is the article I happened to click on.
Reading it, this guy totally attacks Tom Hanks son, and HE IS THE ASSHOLE.
Chester was absolutely right to respond how I did and though I'd never heard of either of them today, I now realize from reading your article that Chester Hanks is a cool person and Jensen Karp is a total douchebag.

Jara Matthews
134 days ago

And furthermore, the fact that you think a twatter argument between two young men who have not shown me they have anything of value to say whatsoever is NEWSWORTHY, tells me that you are by far the douchiest of all.

Wickens
134 days ago

You ask why the author is spinning this as Chester being the "Douche" here? It's simple - you're being played. Would you have clicked on this if the title had been "Jensen Karp is a major Douche"? Of course not, because nobody f&*$%*g knows him. It's just to get you here - throw Tom Hanks in the title and there you go - traffic. These shitty sites do this crap all the time. Sensationalize (and distort) the story to get hits.

Andreinac13
134 days ago

I haven't heard of them in my life.

tkayw
134 days ago

Add that Chet is saying "Y'all"?! He has never lived a moment of his LIFE in the south.

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Isaac Brown
134 days ago

Malibus Most Wanted, YO!

Shalin
134 days ago

And how is Chet the douche in this?

CTracey
134 days ago

I think the issue is with Chet being disingenuous. If rapping is his passion then he should do it but he should rap about his own real experiences and not try to make it sound like he's from "the hood". My son is a very good rapper and he is a white boy from a good family. His lyrics reflect his own personal struggles with depression and finding his way in life. They are the kind of lyrics that make you think and feel not just skate by on a catchy hook and lyrics about drugs and hoes. This is where Chet needs to check himself. Rap is lyrical poetry - at least it used to be.

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tiffany
134 days ago

Teenagers having a twitter war.

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