Lorde Wins the Music Game, Everybody Else Go Home
Watch in awesome appreciation as Lorde manages to tantalize and interest and project immense talent all in one fell swoop -- nary a midriff, twerk, or tongue in sight -- with her new video for "Team."
It's really actually quite phenomenal how two people like Lorde and Miley Cyrus can coexist in this moment in linear time, and that there would even be any question about who's the far superior musician ... with far superiorly evolved sensibilities.
Don't believe? Just watch the video and listen to the lyrics. You're as good as sold and you don't even know it.