The Only Thing Douchier Than Adam Levine is His Love

12/5/2013 12:00 PM PST, by
Look, you guys, here's another story about Adam Levine being a big ol' doucher! Aren't you thrilled?! You should be, because not only is this another story about Adam Levine being gross, but it's a story about Adam Levine being gross to and with his soon-to-be wife (bless her heart), Behati Prinsloo. Do you want to hear about it? Probably not, but no one likes to suffer alone, so do us this one thing.

Here's Adam, total romantic that he is, telling Ellen what the greatest thing about his lady love is:

"She's the greatest ever. We're both super messy. It looks like a tornado hit wherever we hang out. There's a big difference between dirty and messy. Dirty's gross, it means your'e unhygienic, you don't shower. Messy's like, I don't care that that shirt's on the floor." 

Now look, OK, of course this isn't the worst thing anyone's ever said, but still: ugh. When you're talking about the woman you're about to marry and the greatest thing you can say about her is that she's messy, just like your gross self, that's kind of lame, isn't it? Just like Adam himself. So yeah, we may be reaching, but we didn't start this douche fire. Believe that.
Filed Under:  Adam Levine , Interview

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136 days ago

So that's code for they're a pair of messy unhygienic pigs but they have maids.

135 days ago

He is douchier than an actual douche. The guy should have named his clothing line at Kmart, the Adam Levine Summers Eve collection.

135 days ago

I am sure that he has a lot better things to say about his lady, but chooses not to. He doesn't have to share every last personal detail about her with the media. Maybe you should have wrote that instead of "reaching" for another awful story on this website.