Miley Cyrus Ruined Christmas. No, Again.

12/7/2013 8:30 AM PST, by
Miley Cyrus
... this is really hard ... Miley Cyrus twerked all over Santa Claus last night. All over him. Twerking. Santa Claus. It was awful.

She did this whole mess for the Jingle Ball, and we haven't heard an official statement yet, but we're pretty sure that this means Christmas is cancelled. So sorry if you wanted to celebrate this year, but Miley shaking her nearly naked ass on Santa Claus was more important than your holiday. She thought you'd understand. (No one will ever understand).

And just in case that photo wasn't enough, there's a video, too. Just so you can see the abomination for yourself:

RIP, Christmas. Miley is a monster.
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906 days ago

So long as she cleaned her tongue, I'll forgive her. (Just).

906 days ago

Why does she insist on wearing these outfits that do NOTHING for her shape. She looks like Sally Omalley from SNL. I'm 50 I stretch and I kick! What a joke.

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906 days ago

Are we sick of this yet? Can we sick of this yet?

905 days ago

I'm so tired of her antics.

905 days ago

Ruin Christmas? They just made Christmas! The after party must have been AMAZING! But who shrunk Katy Perry and put her in silver pajamas?

905 days ago

Jesus, I just watched that whole video waiting for it to get bad and it never did. Wasn't all that great, but we all know who the real monster is here, Hamtrain.

905 days ago

She should at least wear some fishnet stockings. Might help

905 days ago

I like this girl and I know she is out of line since I have a son and think of what he looks up too, but the entertainment behind the jingle ball is who hired her to do this so if your going to talk about anyone is who ever is hiring her to continue to do her on stage, so this is Miley and she is here to stay if anybody hires her weather it is Xmas or thanksgiving this is what you get, she is basically a thug so don't forget it. Lol

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904 days ago

I can't help but see her bent over in that half squat, not sure if she wants to take a crap or get laid. In that position, with that face and tongue hanging out all stupid like I can't help but imagine, is that what it would be like to have sex with her ? Gack. "Harder Santa..oh ya..faster..I'm gonna blow the stripes right off your big fat candy cane. Sweet nib-lets I'm going to orgasm all over your north pole, maybe squirt creamed corn all over your creepy, crackhead looking Santa Suit."
Geez, she's grotty.

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