Miley Cyrus Ruined Christmas. No, Again.
Miley Cyrus ... this is really hard ... Miley Cyrus twerked all over Santa Claus last night. All over him. Twerking. Santa Claus. It was awful.
She did this whole mess for the Jingle Ball, and we haven't heard an official statement yet, but we're pretty sure that this means Christmas is cancelled. So sorry if you wanted to celebrate this year, but Miley shaking her nearly naked ass on Santa Claus was more important than your holiday. She thought you'd understand. (No one will ever understand).
And just in case that photo wasn't enough, there's a video, too. Just so you can see the abomination for yourself:
RIP, Christmas. Miley is a monster.