Courtney Stodden is So Predictable, Man

12/10/2013 8:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
And by "predictable," we mean "so, so good at getting what she wants." 

Courtney Stodden's latest photo shoot was topless selfie-themed, and even if you think all sorts of negative thoughts about this girl, there are two things you need to admit to yourself: one, she does have a pretty compelling body ... in her own way. Two, she knows exactly what she's doing, and she's going to live a life filled with getting what she wants. She was a queen manipulator at the age of 16, and now at the ripe "old" age of 18, she's only honing her skills and sharpening her craft. On the beach. Taking topless selfies while someone photographs her taking topless selfies. 

Man. To be in her Lucite stripper heels even for just a minute.
Filed Under:  Courtney Stodden , hot photos , Photos

Add Your Comment

  • Please check your inbox ... your comment will not appear until you have confirmed your identity via email.

Please keep your comments relevant to this blog entry.
Email addresses are never displayed, but they are required to confirm your comments.

When you enter your name and email address, you'll be sent a link to confirm your comment, and a password. To leave another comment, just use that password.

To create a live link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address and we will make it a live link for you. You can put 1 URL in your comments. Line breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted — no need to use <p> or <br /> tags.


898 days ago


Tuco The Ugly
898 days ago

Senorita Sarah, hare jew fucking blind?
Where are the topless photos?

Observer_The Lovely
897 days ago

Topless = nipples and areolae....

...I've seen more at the YMCA on "Saturday is Mommy and me" ...

897 days ago

What's the deal with the huge bottoms that cover everything. Don't tell me she's getting modest!

shannon hummel
897 days ago

she is so gross, get a life and a tan, and close you fat mouth

897 days ago

Those hideous lips and plastic boobs are akin to body mutilation.

897 days ago

Why do you guys write about her so much on this site... an NO . I didn't look at the pictures . I just wanted to ask that question . She isn't interesting

897 days ago

The balloons on her chest are like 3 sizes too big. Not attractive in the least when they show stretch marks.

897 days ago

It was a high of like 58 degrees on Thursday in Ventura. Pathetic.

897 days ago

Memo to Courtney Stodden: Take out the beach ball implants, lose the extensions and go back to what you looked like were much more attractive then!

897 days ago

You forgot number three . . . she is just plain ass ugly.

897 days ago

she got manhands.