Courtney Stodden is So Predictable, Man
And by "predictable," we mean "so, so good at getting what she wants."
Courtney Stodden's latest photo shoot was topless selfie-themed, and even if you think all sorts of negative thoughts about this girl, there are two things you need to admit to yourself: one, she does have a pretty compelling body ... in her own way. Two, she knows exactly what she's doing, and she's going to live a life filled with getting what she wants. She was a queen manipulator at the age of 16, and now at the ripe "old" age of 18, she's only honing her skills and sharpening her craft. On the beach. Taking topless selfies while someone photographs her taking topless selfies.
Man. To be in her Lucite stripper heels even for just a minute.