Justin Bieber is the Dumbest, Most Misogynistic Little Boy in the Business
Are you sitting down? Because this new story we're about to tell you about Justin Bieber is possibly the worst story we've ever heard about Justin Bieber. Besides that time he abandoned that poor monkey. Or all those times that he spit on people. Because this time, we're hearing that Justin Bieber is a big ol' mean bully, and not to just anyone -- this time, to one of his very own Beliebers.
What allegedly happened is that Justin was at some hotel in Australia, hanging out, and he approached a girl and told her that she looked like a beached whale. According to the story, which was reported by multiple guests at the hotel, Justin also told her that she should be on "The Biggest Loser," and then he held his hands up in front of his stomach, doing that classic gesture of "look at my big belly." Which, as we all know, is actually a gesture for "look at my startling stupidity."
The girl was reportedly upset by the incident, understandably, and she and her friends left. One of the hotel guests that saw the whole thing made a complaint to the hotel staff, but they told her that "the girl was OK and she was a Bieber fan." Because, you know, being a fan of the person that publicly humiliated you makes everything all better.
So hey, if this is true, can we start talking about banning Justin Bieber from our society? No, for real this time. It's become a serious issue.