Somebody Needs to Stop Farrah Abraham Already

12/11/2013 9:00 AM PST, by

Dec 9, 2013 | 12 Days of #CHRISTMAS #Countdown! @Keek by f1abraham on Keek.com


Is it official yet? Has Farrah Abraham finally morphed into the fake plastic tree that she's always wanted to be? Because, if nothing else, this video is going to freak you out hardcore. It's going to bother you, and you're going to play it back over and over and over again until you can put your finger on just what's wrong with the video (Spoiler: Everything. Everything). 

We're glad you're excited about the holiday, girl, but Halloween's almost 2 months passed -- Christmas isn't a time to be scaring people, you know.

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gayla randall
350 days ago

she got new veneers and cant talk with them!

NONA
350 days ago

wtf is wrong with her teeth? When did these kind of teeth become socially acceptable?

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maryjo
350 days ago

She has had a nose job and veneers on all her teeth. But she is trying to look like Kim Kardashian. Why do people do that it is weird

Observer_The Lovely
350 days ago

I bet the kid REALLY wants a mom who doesn't ass-fuck on the internet for small dollars.........

Yikes!
350 days ago

Thinking some anal porn by the tree might be in order...

Ashley
350 days ago

wtf is wrong with her eyes now, too. Did she get them altered, too? Not trying to be an @$$ but they look more round and abnormal!!!

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allison
350 days ago

it's almost like she's doing everything she can to look like kim kartrashian. she actually sounds like her too. i don't remember her talking like that back when she was on 'teen mom'.

Christina
350 days ago

Um... the 12 days of Christmas start on the 25th of December. They end on January 5th. I thought this was common knowledge. The day following the 12th day of Christmas is the Feast of the Epiphany for Christians (also known as the day the wise guys arrived).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve_Days_of_Christmas

Clearly she has had a lot of work done, but the most recent appears to have been some really bad veneers. My brother had to have veneers (celiac disease ate away his enamel) and he spoke just like this for about a month following while he adjusted to his new teeth.

k
350 days ago

she looks way weird

Jamie
350 days ago

She looks like she has a mouth full of Chicklets! Horse teeth - not attractive.

kiwi
350 days ago

Forget the teeth and eyes. Her whole head doesn't fit the body it is sitting on. Her face has no texture and is way huge, and she has no shoulders. Only her neck looks normal but doesn't belong to the rest of her body.

bmsvds
350 days ago

Too much smooth, monotone makeup, like a mime. Not a single laugh line or expression line. She has been studying Kim Kardashian.

mickey
350 days ago

Read your own headline and stop posting articles about her and she will go away. Once again, you guys are the only ones posting articles about her. This is the first time in a while so I was starting to have hope that you had finally read one of my previous posts and decided to finally listen. Yes, I agree it's fun to make fun of a train wreck lik Farrah. But you guys are the only publication trying to keep her relevant. But the sooner you stop posting her little video, the sooner we can finally stop hearing about her pointless life, except when she releases more sex tapes, since that is the only way she will ever get to be seen in film. When don't need to be reminded of what a shitty mom she is. Maybe she should spend less like on doing porn, auditioning for roles she will never get (because she has zero talent), and getting plastic surgery,and more time taking care of and trying to be a good role model for her children. She is a talentless no one. You guys are a celebrity tabloid, so why not stick to reporting on celebrities. Eventually she is going to find herself broke and living back at home. Then she can look back and see that she waisted all her money on stupid shut like plastic surgery, and maybe then she can look herself in the mirror and see what a joke she had become, and then finally decide that being a mom is really what is important. I feel so bad for her daughter. Don't be surprised if 10 years from now you hear about how messed up her daughter is. Hopefully her little girl will grow up a strong individual and see what a selfish mess her mom is, decide to distance herself from Farrah, and become a successful member of society. I can already see what will happen if her daughter ends up becoming a successful actor, her mom will steal every penny she earns, to try and help her own "career". The only success Fatah has ever had is with porn, and her video isn't that good at all. So stick to porn Farrah, you get better with experience

jennifer
350 days ago

Whoa!!!! She has gotten botox on more than half her face. Something you should not do!!! It's frozen to her mouth looks like.... Good lord that is terrible!!!!!

Jess
350 days ago

I'm SO happy she gave us an update on Sophia, instead of everything being about her. Very refreshing. Oh...wait.

Jodie arias
350 days ago

Wow, I had to do a double-take. I thought I was looking at an avatar of her. It didn't look human!

Brit
350 days ago

12 days to xmas? I'm pretty sure it's 14. She is so dumb and looks it too. B*tch please we don't care what you do, because you're no role model to the REAL people out in this world.

Jodie arias
350 days ago

And what's that thing in front of her mouth in the still shot? Looks like a clip from her porn video!

Amber
350 days ago

You can change your face all you want but that terrible personality will still be there

ML
350 days ago

"Christnas"??

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