Forever Dumb, Farrah Abraham Is Forever Dumb

12/12/2013 9:00 AM PST, by
0506_fish_farrah
Farrah Abraham
, if you can even believe it, just out-dumbed herself. It's OK, I didn't believe it either, but it's true. Farrah did a brand new interview, and the stupidity that it contains is so very, very impressive. Like, you probably won't even be able to read these quotes without feeling the impulse to laugh, cry, and then pass out so that you don't have to face the sad, sorry truth of this anymore. Think you can handle it?

On hobbies:

“In my spare time I like to be alone and sleep!”

On her pet peeves (apparently awful grammar is OK):

“Yes, I have a couple of pet-peeves. If people are unprofessional with myself, or if others try to be celebrity-cool all of the time. I like to have authentic, honest and professional people around me.” 

Something about her "fans":

“A lot of the things I do like to talk about with my fans and the way we all relate to each other is if we can help out with their foundations or charities; a lot of my fans may have cancer, or a lot of struggling issues all over the world — and I try to keep in touch with that, and it’s hard, but I really work on it with my fans.” 

And then this thing:

“I think the most unbelievable rumour that has ever been said about me, and is still said, is that I’m a porn star when I’m not. It is a pet-peeve, but I just don’t listen to it. I think it’s outlandish that people think that of me.” 

There, now do you see all the soul crushing stupidity? Probably the hardest thing we'll ever have to do is hear Farrah say that an "unbelievable rumor" about her is that she's a porn star and NOT jump out of the nearest window. Has no one explained to her that she starred in a porn, and that is literally what a porn star is? Has no one explained anything to her?
Filed Under:  Farrah Abraham , Interview

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benzarella
128 days ago

"...a lot of my fans may have cancer, or a lot of struggling issues all over the world — and I try to keep in touch with that, and it’s hard, but I really work on it with my fans.”

Fans? Seriously? What the fu*k is she talking about? This chick is not only beyond pathetic and a terrible mother, she's also delusional.

Agree
128 days ago

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Agree
128 days ago

She is correct. She isn't a porn "star" because that would mean she is famous, which she is not.

tiffany
128 days ago

You can't blame her for being dumb. You should really be asking who the fuck is interviewing her! Who is the idiot that is asking these questions and why do they think anyone cares about the answers.

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Fahlina_G
127 days ago

It's really unfortunate about that face...