Your Brain Cells Are Dead to You
You're probably thinking to yourself "how is it possible for one person to be so entirely dumb so often?" And you know what? We don't have an answer for you. We don't know how it happened that Farrah Abraham is the way she is, and we don't know if it will ever get better. What we do know is that she is so, so dumb, and she likes to show that off every. Single. Day.
In today's Keek video, Farrah reveals that she is working on her new book! She's calling it a novel, but let's be real, she probably doesn't know what that word means and there's a good chance that she's writing another nonfiction book about her silly life. She also says -- no joke, she actually says this -- that "this is what it looks like to be a New York Times bestselling writer." That's the level of ridiculous we're at right here. But, despite all of this nonsense, there is actually one good point: she's not wearing makeup, and she looks a whole, whole lot better than she usually does. See what happens when you're not wearing false eyelashes that try to eat your whole entire eyeball?
Tragically though, this little video only drives home the fact that Farrah isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Are we even going to be able to handle this?