Miley Cyrus Got Real Weird Last Night
Miley Cyrus performed a few songs last night for the Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden, and if it teaches us anything, it's that anytime Lindsay Lohan is involved with something, madness ensues. After all, Lindsay introduced Miley, and just a few seconds later, the entire concert exploded into a weird mix of Charlie Brown, creepy Santa Claus, and an uncomfortable, dirty version of "Party in the USA." Merry Christmas, indeed.
But not everything was bad. No, Miley covered Lana Del Rey's "Summertime Sadness" again, and that was nice:
And she also did the best song on her new album, "Wrecking Ball," and even though she's doing some weird stuff with her voice -- what even is that, girl? -- she still manages to prove why she's one of the biggest pop stars today:
So hey, is it OK if we blame Lindsay for this? It's just that if we blame Miley, she'll just try harder to scar us. And we can't really take much more.