Merry Ridiculous Christmas from Miley Cyrus

12/17/2013 3:30 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
Here it is -- Happy Humping Holidays from Miley Cyrus -- Miley Cyrus who only wants to make you think of awful beer and awful vulvas and awful boys with greasy hair this Christmas, instead of joy, peace, children, hot cocoa, or even a Santa Claus who doesn't look like he's got something also awful for you if you sit on his lap too long. 

Here, a Christmas cleanser for your palate ... get well soon, OK? We're nursing bellies over here, too. 


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896 days ago

Hey, it's Miley & Miley loves to shock.... It's her Holiday card, should any of those receiving the feel the same way the author of this article does I'm sure they have a trash can somewhere..... To each their own....

Dean Moya
895 days ago

Hanna Montana come back from the dark side. Oh, please put some clothes on too.

Dean Moya
895 days ago

Happy Birthday Christina Aguilera, you are a very beautiful,talented lady! Love your music! Have fun on your birthday!