Zoe Saldana Is Too Annoying for Words

12/24/2013 9:00 AM PST, by
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Hey, are you familiar with the mind-numbing, soul-crushing obnoxiousness that is Zoe Saldana? To be fair, we weren't either, really, but in Zoe's new interview with Lucky, she lets loose a whole bunch of idiocy. And sorry, but this kind of thing doesn't just happen on accident. Nope, this is just Zoe's actual self, being ridiculous in full view.

This is the super weird thing that Zoe said about her boobs and "real" mean and who even knows what else:

“You always want what you don’t have. My whole life I’ve been obsessed with breasts. I love them. I don’t like fake things, but I wouldn’t mind buying myself a pair before I die. When I hear men say, ‘I don’t want droopy breasts,' I think, 'I’m sorry, you’re not really a man.' A man likes a woman as she is. You know when you meet a real man from the way he talks about a woman. You just go, ‘Wow, you’re a man’.” 

OK, so she doesn't like "fake things," but she wouldn't mind getting fake breasts, but a man better not ever make any comment about her breasts, because then he would not be a real man, therefore he would be a fake man, and, don't forget, she hates fake things. Is that the point she's making here? Because that's nonsense.

Also, jars:

“I like looking strong. I don’t need someone to open the door for me. I can open a jar! For some reason, dressing very delicately brings out a fragility that compels people to help you and, I don’t like it.”

Zoe, honey, get over it. Nobody questioned your ability to open a jar. Nobody is questioning your "realness." It's OK, all right? It's all going to be OK. 
Filed Under:  Zoe Saldana , Interview

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Gen
246 days ago

Yeah whatever. From this one article you get the words mind-numbing, soul-crushing obnoxiousness, idiocy, annoying, and ridiculous. This article isn't even worth that. In your words "It's OK, all right? It's all going to be OK."

Lesley
246 days ago

Oh for the love. She said the doesn't like fake things BUT, insinuating an exception to the previous statement:

conjunction
1.
used to introduce something contrasting with what has already been mentioned.

preposition
1.
except; apart from; other than.

I think the real person being mind-numbing, and soul-crushing obnoxious is the author. And as for her statement about real men - she's right. A real man respects women for who they are and not how they look.

Emily, honey, take your own advice and get over it.

SammyG
246 days ago

Oh sorry every girl doesn't look like the women of "girls" - some women are actually good looking and have a right to their options just like "regular" girls. Stop being such conventional beauty haters - it's annoying, and as usual your "articles" are overly wordy and it's as an annoying as a hipster in Brooklyn.

Susan
246 days ago

This article makes no sense!! I've been reading a lot of your articles lately and I'm beginning to question why. It seems like you only write about those you hate so you can criticize them more. Zoe's comments weren't stupid. Hell, I know exactly what she means.

Learn to write or just find another career!

Altagracia Carvajal Diaz
246 days ago

Oh my gosh this article is so gross, soo full of hate agaist Zoe saldana, this person who wrote this CRAP is so disrespectful,unprofessional and it is obvious zoes has a long conversation with someon and is person is taking and words out of her context and manipulating what yean meant to say, and you "Emily Trainham" are full of hate i dont get what zoe has done to you
You should be shame of yourself and such a shitty article, you are mediocre and vulgar

Altagracia Carvajal Diaz
246 days ago

Oh my gosh this article is so gross, soo full of hate agaist Zoe saldana, this person who wrote this CRAP is so disrespectful,unprofessional and it is obvious zoes has a long conversation with someon and is person is taking and words out of her context and manipulating what yean meant to say, and you "Emily Trainham" are full of hate i dont get what zoe has done to you
You should be shame of yourself and such a shitty article, you are mediocre and vulgar

theofficialtriplex
246 days ago

Are you serious????? I don't really see how you got all that out of what she said.

Huh?
246 days ago

This article was poorly written. You tried to make news out of no news and you failed. Miserably.

Coach
246 days ago

Get some therapy Emily. You obv hate Zoe but this isn't going to get other women on your team!

CJ
246 days ago

Emily Trainham is too annoying for words. You Fishwrapper b*%$#es make me sick.

Matt
246 days ago

Let's face facts, 90% of what is written here is posted with the intent to make people mad so they'll comment. So the author will pick some celebrity, write some pithy words and sit back and wait for the comments to roll in.

Works though. Sadly.

Peter
246 days ago

Emily Trainham, I never comment on your post whether it's about an actor, singer or a reality star but I have to add that you are simply one of the most hateful bloggers out there. Your posts are so vengeful and hideous. I question if it truly reflects who you are or you trying to be a tough blogger. A young actress does an interview and rarely do we see them try to relax and then she does and you quickly take up your typing pad and post this "insultive no news" on Christmas Eve. You don't have to be insultive or hateful to be a blogger or journalist. You hurt people's feelings and confidence. Really smart people can be entertaining without bringing someone down. Try that for a change. Merry Christmas!

Drea
246 days ago

Emily Trainham... you need a new job. You suck as a writer and your opinions are so far off base.

Drea
246 days ago

Emily Trainham... you need a new job. not only is this article poorly written... your opinions... (while you're welcome to them) are so far off base due to a lack of basic understanding of what She actually meant by what she said. Tell me Emily... are you blonde by chance?

Gen
246 days ago

Well the one of the origins of the term fishwrapper is said to mean a publication of such low journalistic quality and standards, it is only worth wrapping up stinking fish.

larry green
246 days ago


Zoe Saldana Is Too Annoying for Words
12/24/2013 9:00 AM PST, by Emily Trainham
make that: Emily Trainham Is Too Annoying for Words...I certainly hope Harvey does not pay you too much because your lack of basic writing skills even for a web writer are too much to ignore. It must be that lack of education you received while only attending Emory and Henry College. Perhaps a fine community college with basic English and writing classes would be in order.

Gilberto
246 days ago

Zoe must have broken someone's heart at frist wrapper someone sounds super butt hurt she has opinions

Axy
246 days ago

I don't see anything wrong with her comments. She has an opinion. Get over it.

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Sin4real
246 days ago

Wow, you really ran out of topics. Nothing to see here, move along people.

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