Kris Jenner's Christmas Face is Priceless

12/26/2013 6:45 AM PST, by
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Anybody happen to catch Kris Jenner over the Christmas holiday? No? Yeah, me either. But hey -- second best! -- here are a few photos she posted of herself on Instagram, and suffice it to say, Kris Jenner is looking awfully young and spritely and a whole hell of a lot like her daughter, Kim Kardashian, huh? 

Merriest of Christmases -- while some of us get older and poorer, Kris Jenner gets richer and younger. How does that even happen? And how long before she morphs herself completely into Kim Kardashian, or worse, when Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian meld and become the very same person? 

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J.Carcinoma
333 days ago

Hag-Whoremaster

Kyla
333 days ago

Pimp Mama Kris and Kim need to find a new plastic surgeon because the one they frequent obviously doesn't like either of them. PMK was never beautiful but now she looks ridiculous. What's up with those big chompers? As for Kim, the only she had going for her was her beauty and now she's ruined that. I get that PMK is trying to look 20 years old (Good luck with that, lady!) but I have no idea what Kim is trying to achieve.

Jenn
333 days ago

These people are ugly both inside and out.

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Oaf
333 days ago

Kris you really are a Withered OlD C#NT. Your 60 years old for Christ Sakes. Your almost there with the Kim look. One more thing to complete the look, maybe Rob your son " THE BALD DOUCHE BAG could piss all over your pasty white waxy shell and make the transformation complete. Your all in bed with each other, your alllllll really Twisted and F#CKED - UP that's a given. Why don't you all board a plane and fly over area 51. ;) ;) ;p ;(

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HomeAloneToday
333 days ago

Kim - seriously.

Are you still going with the mantra that you have had nothing done but some botox? You obviously had so much done way before the baby but now, your nose got redone, you had a boob lift, a face tightener or full face lift, your lips are engorged to make you look like a duck. And don't blame it on pregnancy swelling. In case you're not aware, you're not pregnant anymore.

After looking at the Holiday Family Package that you all had done in your plastic surgeon, that guy/girl must be able to afford to pay off the country's debt. Kris, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie all have obvious changes that cannot be obtained by any means but surgical.

What I don't get is why you don't all just admit it? What's with trying to convince the public your faces just naturally morph? You know you're rich because people enjoy watching the trainwreck that is all Kardashian. It's sad that you have brought children into it and have ruined an Olympic Gold Medalist.

Not sure whether it's sad, laughable, disgusting or repulsive but it's definitely one thing. These aren't women who look like 20 somethings. They're all seriously psychologically touched when a nearly 60 year old tries to look like she's in her 20s/30s and her 30-something daughters try to look like they're teenagers.

You all look like one thing - a family in crisis.

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jeff
333 days ago

Joan Collins hag

RobDaleC
333 days ago

Looks like the south end of a horse facing north!

Heidi
333 days ago

Pretty women.......

RobDaleC
333 days ago

You should visit your optometrist.

Andy's mom
333 days ago

Sorry but neither is "beautiful". Okay looking but that's it. Khloe is the prettiest of all of them.

Jamie
333 days ago

Kris Jenner is a woman in denial. She is, I guess, in her 60s? One of the oldest Instagram and Twitter users. She's trying to compete with her daughters. She's a grandma who most likely at age 90 will still be stretching her face. What goes up, must come down, and she won't have her money forever. She lost her talk show, Khloe got fired from Xfactor, and soon their show. Goes to show not everything they touch turns into gold.

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BarB
333 days ago

Kris is starting to look like the Joker. Kim is starting to look like a less-hot version of Brittney Spears.

Simba DeLeon
333 days ago

the daughter looks like the mom... (author: in case you didn't know, kids tend to look like the mother or father) so the mom has some work done to look younger and you think its creepy that she's trying to emulate her daughter? umm.... ok.

namers
333 days ago

Did she go to Micheal Jackson's rhino-plastic surgeon?

Amy
333 days ago

I think she looks like the Joker from Batman. Still can't figure out the appeal of these people.....

Heidi
333 days ago

I actually think both women look beautiful, both before & after.....JMO

john
333 days ago

One word, three syllables PHO-TO-SHOP

Gladys
333 days ago

O.M.G. -- Bruce finally went and had his sex change. ;-)

Jimmy
333 days ago

No matter how much plastic surgery this old bat has she is still 60 and nothing will change that

gmarie
333 days ago

what's up with the bright white 'horse' teeth???

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