Merry Christmas, Miley Cyrus' "Adore You" Video is Basically Porn

12/26/2013 5:00 AM PST, by


Q: What's awful and raunchy and generally embarrassing to watch?

A: Well, lots of things, but mostly Miley Cyrus' new video for "Adore You."

Miley's filmed in various states of orgasm (if that's what she's trying to go for, anyway), rolling on a bed naked, and lolling that damn tongue about (because even orgasms make her uncomfortable, guys).

Miley was naturally angry that somebody leaked her video a whole day early, and took it to the 'net to express her anger in a way only classy Miley can:

We all know Smilers would break another record if it wasn't for the f--- face who leaked my video. Allllll good! Keep smiling. :)  

Yup, y'all. Keep smiling, because Miley's just gonna keep on doing Miley. ... Literally. 

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Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , hot photos , Photos

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Pink
310 days ago

Nothing to see here people, this video concept has already been done before, she pulled a beyonce that's about it, zzzZZZzzzzZzzz.

Pink
310 days ago

Nothing to see here people, this concept has already been done before zzzZZZzzzzZzzz.

Amber
310 days ago

I get so tired of this ugly non sexy bitch. I wouldn't care if he/she falls off the planet.

trixiesmama
310 days ago

How can she possibly feel the need for MORE attentian and media-hype? This girl is so pathetic.

RobDaleC
310 days ago

So many pathetic losers that are jealous of her. Keep it up girl!

Jamie
310 days ago

Without makeup, she looks more like a dude...are u guys sure she doesn't have a penis? This video is basically like watching Sinead O'Connor in her younger days masturbating. I'm sure Miley does this a lot more now that she's single and looking like that.

prettycb
310 days ago

Are we tired of her yet? I really need to add that the key to staying popular/relevant is actually doing different things occasionally.

namers
310 days ago

The "orgasms make her uncomfortable" line made me laugh. This chick has obviously been molested as a child (hmm, letting her pose half naked at 15) and Can't Stop using that thrush tongue. Therapy girl!

Buzz Kill
310 days ago

She is pure trash, enough already.

Emily warren
310 days ago

EMBARRASING!! Once again, she's trying SO HARD to look all grown up. She ends up looking like a little girl, doing what she imagines Big Girls do..... Biting your own arm? Really? So silly.

mick
310 days ago

She's doing exactly what she needs to do to keep herself the #1 most talked about celebrity and it's working. TMZ/FishWrapper and pretty much every other celebrity site out there don't go a day without posting something about her. Only when these sites stop talking about her every day will she figure out that maybe acting like a ho isn't the best way to promote herself.

nicole
310 days ago

Miley Cyrus looks like Justin Bieber.

los
310 days ago

divinyls

adore
310 days ago

I'm not going to hate...she is sexy as hell...and people hate on her coz she pulls the boundaries. But isn't that the point though. Madonna did it so did Lady Gaga. 21 century if you don't like change the channel. lol

adore
310 days ago

She's an adult expressing herself the way she wants to. What I don't get is people watch her video's jus to hate. It's a sexy song what's the big deal...I don't get it she is 21 now and very sexual who wasn't or isn't at that age. grow up people she's young wild and having fun why do people feel she has to be this goody two shoes type person. She's nasty loud and in your face so what! get over it!!!

pds
310 days ago

what ARE these girls gonna get it that its not any artisitic feat to make high production value porn and call it a music video. Apparentl the 'you' she adores is between her legs. Just boring and an excuse to act sexy for the camera. Unoriginal and nothing more than an attention grab. But Gaga will have to one up her etc and so further into the gutter they go, leading all you young women in their train.

SinDFetish
310 days ago

"Video is Basically Porn" except that it is not, really, nothing like that.

los
310 days ago

divinyls

Dusty
310 days ago

I LOVE this. Song is great and the video is mild compared to a lot of today's videos.

Gen
310 days ago

Song is not bad but the video is pretty boring. She apparently is an exhibitionist but I'm wondering if that is really her or is she doing it to sell records?

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