Let's All Pray That 2014 Has No More Mileytongue in Stock

12/27/2013 5:00 AM PST, by
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This is Miley Cyrus licking -- or is it bumping tongues? Is that even a thing? -- with Victoria's Secret model Cara Delevingne and if you're wondering about whether or not Miley's going to change her behavior over the next few days and magically become someone who doesn't engender feelings of pity and eye-rolling, here's the sad state of things: the answer is probably 'no'.

No, Miley is not going to stop this, because this is what's getting Miley publicity these days. It's not that she's recording music of the stuff that legends are made of, and it's not that she's championing human rights and making impressive strides against the fight for equal rights or something. Miley's tongue is what's getting her in headlines these days, and when the novelty finally wears off -- and oh, you better believe it will -- we'll have absolutely nothing to talk about where this girl is concerned. 

Thank goodness, and so, as Tiny Tim said, "God bless us, every one."

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RobDaleC
118 days ago

Actually Sarah, your postings about Miley are what engender feelings of pity and eye-rolling.

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lyn parker
118 days ago

STOP WEARING TORTURED ANIMAL FUR MILEY......THE PIC IS JUST DISGUSTING!!!!!!KISS ALL YOU WANT BUT DON'T ABUSE ANIMALS!!!!!!!!

Cheryl
118 days ago

Liam you really dogged a bullet

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Jamie
118 days ago

That is a model? And I think Miley is in the process of switching teams...first that nasty haircut, now this.

Oaf
118 days ago

That's a longed haired guy you F#cking Idiots!! ;p :p

Areader
118 days ago

Sarah Taylor...You're comical at best! Miley Cyrus has kicked ass all year and yet you just don't get it!

Tom
118 days ago

She's so grounded and down to earth. ;)

juls
117 days ago

But like what about Cara Delevingne's behavior and her reputation? Its clearly Miley's world and we are just living in it.

Nick
117 days ago

I've always thought Miley was a closet Lesbian.. this is the first photo that she actually looks at home... when she was with guys, something just looked off... like it wasn't real... when she's trying to be sexy, it just doesn't work... so, I'm sure it won't be too many more years that she will have this great big "coming out" tour... and a book deal... it will happen about the time no one cares what or who she does anymore..the girl she's with, looks disgusted, like EWWWWW TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER... but Miley looks like she's lovin it all the way...

willow
117 days ago

looks to me like two girls being goofy for the cameras, mocking Miley's media tongue lashing. (see what I did there?) get over yourselves, ladies.

Big AL
113 days ago

What a piglet.

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111 days ago

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Biggins4me
110 days ago

I would not pay $1.00 to see her antics she is a lady gaga wanna be and doing a terrible job of it. I am sorry the teenage girls have to see this she can't be a role model to anyone except on Animal Planet at best.

Biggins4me
110 days ago

To think teenage girls once looked up to her she is an absolute mess. I would never pay to have my children or myself see her. She is a Lady Gage wanna be and a poor one at that. She cannot be a role model to anyone except those on Animal Planet.