Love It or Leave It: Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Tragic Trousers
Let's be very clear here: what Gwyneth Paltrow is doing here IS NOT OK. The style of pants that Gwyneth is wearing, the drawstring jeans with the incredibly unflattering cut IS NOT OK. It's very irresponsible, and dangerous, even, to allow this kind of thing to go on without any sort of intervention. Gwyneth owes it not only to us, but to herself to end this awful, miserable tale of woe. Those jeans are a blight on fashion, our society, and probably even our universe. They cannot be permitted to continue existing. It's just not safe.
We can't say this very often, Gwyneth Paltrow, but we can say it right now: we really expected more from you. These pants are practically the antithesis of GOOP, and we thought you knew better.
Verdict: leave it. Leave it in a fire and observe it until it is completely destroyed and no fibers remain so that this frightening thing may never come about again.