Kris Jenner Truly is the Queen of Misdirection

12/31/2013 4:00 AM PST, by
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Kris Jenner is a lot of things -- like, a lot a lot a lot -- but the one thing she definitely is is"shrewd." Kris Jenner is ridiculously shrewd, and that's not a good thing in this particular case.

After reading yesterday's interview with Khloe Kardashian, hearing how she claimed that her own mother wanted her to get a nose job at the tender young age of 9, most people clapped and cackled gleefully at the thought that Kris Jenner might -- at that very moment! -- be slinking into her Kardashian hideyhole, tail firmly wedged between her legs, licking her wounds while the Internet came down around her.

After that, they probably cried for Khloe, because what a sad, awful thing to overhear when you're just a child who's not even supposed to be thinking about others' perceptions of your appearance. 

... But the bit about Kris Jenner slinking anywhere just isn't so, friends. In most perfect passive aggressive form, Kris both tweeted and Instagrammed Khloe's Cosmopolitan cover with the simple comments, "Look who's on the cover of the February 2014 issue of  @CosmopolitanUK?!? Drop dead gorgeous @KhloeKardashian!" and "Beyond gorgeous, @KhloeKardashian! I love this cover!" 

On a regular old day, it'd be a sweet sentiment, but all it makes us think is that it really is too bad that those words weren't uttered when Khloe needed to hear them most -- like when she was a mere 9 years old and beginning to question what her own mother thought of her face.

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justin
294 days ago

seriously, they look like they all have different fathers

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Lori
294 days ago

Kris Jenner is a terrible mother... her kids are props and if they don't look good enough, then she won't bring them out to show them off.

belle
294 days ago

So tired of her and her mamma. They plan this shit so people can pay attention. Khloe can't use the divorce for sympathy because she got busted for lying. Who shows up with their new boyfriend on the same day you file for divorce. So she goes back to the tried and true"feel sorry for me" angle. How come this news didn't come out before? This is all made up shit than can garner Khloe sympathy. This is Khloe's tried and true method. She will throw the person more hated from her family under the bus. She did it to Kim when everyone was upset with her when she just divorced after 72days. Meanwhile that's when Khloe's own marriage troubles were going on but wasn't going to put herself on the chopping block. She started throwing Kim under the bus any chance she got and that's why the haters started to believe she was their fave. She is trying to distract us again from who she really is- a b*tch.She is so calculated that she wasn't wearing her ring in the magazine knowing that by the time magazine came out she would be divorced. So she knew months ago but continued to lie. Even though I hate Kris I ain't buying Khloe's bs anymore. She hung on to Lamar because the script said to.

Annie
294 days ago

DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR THIS FAT SLOB! SHE'S AN OBNOXIOUS SHOW OFF. SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER DAD OJ IN THE PHOTO WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG!

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joane
294 days ago

all I want to say is I dont care if I'm not on the cover of cosmopolitan,If i dont have a big mansion or if I dont have a lot of money but you know what at least Im not divorced and superficial. One thing about being rich and famous is that you can never have enough and that my friends I dont have to deal with. I can die content and happy

Geez
294 days ago

Looking at that picture you can CLEARLY see Khloe's bio father is Robert Kardashian Sr.........NOT. Khloe looks like she was adopted.

CHER
294 days ago

UNBELIEVABLE!! POOR CHLOE...

PAUL
294 days ago

O J'S DAUGHTER

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debbie
294 days ago

Kris Jenner your whole family is screwed. They really need to take your show off the air quickly. Birds of a feather flock together you all are hoes, a sorry excuse of a family. TELL KIM STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE BEYONCE, AN HER RETARDED DUDE KANYE TRYING TO BE LIKE JAY Z

branbran
294 days ago

ITS SO OBVIOUS THAT HER FATHER WAS BLACK.... LOOOOK AT THEEEE NOSSSSE!!!!!!

Sandie
294 days ago

I have to say I feel sorry for Robb Kardashian living with Khloe and Lamar,being that close to Lamar was something he wanted and needed.How is it this family can't figure this out?Bruce has just been a pawn for Kris,Robb and Bruce should go on a trip and discuss Robb's depression, he needs help.The Kardashian Christmas show was so phoney,if you have a chance to see it again watch Robb ,he just has the hardest time being himself or anyone else for that matter.The show should be over,I know it is for me. Cold in Wisconsin and it appears to be the same in Calabasis California!!!

JMO
294 days ago

Kris needs to look in the mirror! She's the one who needs to lose weight among several other things and stop dressing 30 yrs too young. You're not cute.

Areader
294 days ago

Do a google image search for Alex Roldan, then you can figure out why Momager Kris thought her 9 year old daughter Khoe' needed a nose job!

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Darin
294 days ago

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Jamie
293 days ago

Poor thing, Khloe was an ugly child. You can see why she wanted her fat daughter to have a nose job.

Debbie
293 days ago

She looks like OJ Simpson. But Kris needs to empower her daughters not make them feel bad.

soso
293 days ago

I am sorry but Khloe's father is black. And she looks like OJ simpson's daughter with Nicole Brown (SYDNEY)

Hellen William
280 days ago

YOU HATERS CAN YOU PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. I KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU ENVY THE KARDASHIAN FAMIY. LEAVE THEM LIVE THIER LIVES IF YOU DON’T WHAT THEY WAY THEY BEHAVE PLEA-------SE LOOK FOR SOME THING ELSE TO DO

Trixiebelle
277 days ago

A complete waste of a human being who pimps out her children for money. Disgusting.

flower 56
265 days ago

some very harsh comments....people go on about all the botox etc Kim has had, but it is so obvious the girl is naturally gorgeous, so too is her sister Kourtney. Rob is very cute too. Khloe is quite chubby here, which will not enhance her face, of course. She does,however, look different to the family, including the Kardashian dad. As for mum Kris I think she is a n attractive lady who didn't need any plastic surgery at all, especially on her nose, which now looks slightly squashed and uneven. I feel sorry for Khloe, that the truth may never be told. Khloe has some of her mum's looks but there is definitely another party involved.

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