Don't Let This Happen, 2014. Just Don't.

12/31/2013 9:00 AM PST, by
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You know, while a musical collaboration between the begrudgingly talented Miley Cyrus and the obviously talented Courtney Love would be a pretty killer way to ring in the new year, envisioning a sex act involving Miley and Courtney would not. It would never, ever ... it just wouldn't be OK in any way, shape, or form, all right? 

Here's an actual exchange that occurred between Miley and Courtney this morning, and brace yourselves -- it's truthful, but it's also awful:  
Miley then responded that she loves Courtney, since it's clearly such a compliment to be called successful by someone like Courtney Love, and Courtney took it a step further with ... well, this: Happy Creepy New Year! Can we get a little more music and a lot less sex, though, please? Thanks, ladies.

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RobDaleC
293 days ago

I'd pay good money to see that!

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Rhubino
293 days ago

Don't let it go to your head Miley. Courtney just sees you as a life support system for your tongue.

Disco
293 days ago

Just lost the rest of the respect I had left for Courtney Love. What an industry kiss ass. Really you are an artist and your NYE message is about that hick. Get off the drugs Courtney.

b
293 days ago

why assume sex? did u ever think it could mean "smoke" ? everyone knows miley loves da ganj, it is not unheard of for young adults to smoke with older adults, kinda seems like something courtney would do. ya never know. just a thought

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Maria
292 days ago

Miley is the same age as her daughter...