At 55 Years Old, Madonna is Still Taking Pictures of Penis Bongs
Oh girl -- when is this silliness going to end, huh? You're 55 years old, and while age is nothing but a number, class knows no limits.
Madonna posted the above (heavily censored due to its unmistakable, graphic realism) photo of a penis-shaped bong, and captioned it with "Out with the old! In with the new!" seemingly indicating that we're to assume she's referring to the penis bong, and not necessarily ingrained habits of decorum and tastefulness.
Madge, Madge, Madge. You couldn't resist one last super weird, semi-inappropriate thing for 2013, could you? You just couldn't step away from the camera and go to bed like a good little Queen of Pop, could you?