The Grossest Selfie Known to Man
In what can best be described as the year's worst selfie (it is, after all, only the second day of the new year), you have Chris Brown sticking his tongue out, and Karrueche Tran, sucking on it.
First of all, this is gross in so many different ways. To start, who -- over the age of 20 and who's not a porn star -- actually physically sucks on another person's tongue? Who does it? Second, even if you are into tongue-sucking, would you take a photo of it? Well, maybe. Maybe, if you're the type of person who's into tongue-sucking, you very well just might take a photo of it for posterity or weirdness or whatever.
Last, the whole "sharing it on social media" thing. Why would you ever suck someone's tongue, add insult to gross by taking a photo of it to last a lifetime, and then, without a care in the world, share it for the world to see? What is even happening here? Is this what rehab's teaching you, Chris Brown? How to be super repulsive all the time instead of being super angry all the time?
But yeah, Happy New Year -- have all the gross you can stand for one year in just 30 seconds. Thanks, guys.