The Grossest Selfie Known to Man

1/2/2014 3:00 AM PST, by
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown
In what can best be described as the year's worst selfie (it is, after all, only the second day of the new year), you have Chris Brown sticking his tongue out, and Karrueche Tran, sucking on it. 

First of all, this is gross in so many different ways. To start, who -- over the age of 20 and who's not a porn star -- actually physically sucks on another person's tongue? Who does it? Second, even if you are into tongue-sucking, would you take a photo of it? Well, maybe. Maybe, if you're the type of person who's into tongue-sucking, you very well just might take a photo of it for posterity or weirdness or whatever.

Last, the whole "sharing it on social media" thing. Why would you ever suck someone's tongue, add insult to gross by taking a photo of it to last a lifetime, and then, without a care in the world, share it for the world to see? What is even happening here? Is this what rehab's teaching you, Chris Brown? How to be super repulsive all the time instead of being super angry all the time? 

But yeah, Happy New Year -- have all the gross you can stand for one year in just 30 seconds. Thanks, guys. 

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Comments

Shalin
272 days ago

Jesus christ, leave them alone and let the shit go.

Bousei
272 days ago

If it's so 'gross' why are you reposting it for us to see?

For fuck's sake, you actually took time out of your day to write this story Sarah? The way you're sounding you would swear that these are the only two non-porn people that have done this.

Nitramordep
272 days ago

So much for having a life Sarah. You stood up till 3AM writing this. You must have put in a lot of wasted thoughts. Who the fuck cares.

plus_one
272 days ago

Sarah Taylor you must have a stick stuck up your a/hole & there i was thinking that when people kiss their tongues actually touch so that must gross you out as well! so whats actually going on with you? i know you haaaaate Chris Brown which is fair enough but ive read some of your previous articles & it seems to me that you are a very hateful & vindictive bitch!

Jocelyn
272 days ago

I think I'm going to throw up.

Justice
272 days ago

Yeahhhh....why did you need to write something about it?? Sarah Taylor.....

dave
272 days ago

This is nothing different than french kissing, kissing with tounges involved. The author of this article is really ignorant.
Shame on you. Nothing disgusting about this.

dave
272 days ago

This is nothing different than french kissing, kissing with tounges involved. The author of this article is really ignorant.
Shame on you. Nothing disgusting about this.

George
272 days ago

This is nothing different than french kissing, kissing with tounges involved. The author of this article is really ignorant.
Shame on you. Nothing disgusting about this.

Jamie
272 days ago

This is the most stupid article I've ever read.. who cares if they suck each others tongues geesh... Get a life!

Joe
272 days ago

Who would have thought there would be a worse writer than Emily. Wow. We are talking really bad. How much can one get hammered weekly.

Charlotte
272 days ago

So effing gross!