Oh God, Not This Couple Again

1/3/2014 10:00 AM PST, by
Is there any potential celebrity couple that makes you feel more nauseous than the beautiful, amazing Charlize Theron and gross ol' Sean Penn? Of course not, right? But yet these awful rumors keep on coming, because these two have been friends for years, so they do things together, like dinner and talking and whatnot. But just recently, they did something that is actually considered pretty couple-y. They spent New Year's Eve together. Gross.

According to People, these two spent the holiday together in Hawaii. They hung out on the beach together that afternoon, disappeared for a while, but then took the same flight back to L.A. the next day. And then the next day -- yesterday, if you're getting confused -- they were both at Charlize's house, and they left in separate cars. That all seems like possible romantic behavior, doesn't it?

Look, it's not as if any mortal man could be good enough for Charlize, but ... really, Sean Penn? Does it really have to be that guy? Come on now.
Filed Under:  Charlize Theron , Sean Penn

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878 days ago

Wait, you're talking about a grown woman who is standing there painted orange like an oompa-loompa being too good for Sean Penn who has spent the last several years literally helping to re-build Haiti?

I know he's no saint, but I think you need to be a little more realistic about the women you put on the highest pedestal.

Jennifer Lawrence(Sick. Of. Her.), Lorde, and now Charlize? I'm not hoping you'll start tearing down these women, I appreciate that you try not to do that, but the overly fawning reaction to some stars does get repetitive and I'm personally tired of having the first two shoved down my throat.

One of my few complaints about this site.

878 days ago

I like them separately. Not sure I'm supposed to judge whether they should date, in fact not sure they are dating. Non-issue. With all the millions of under exposed musicians and actors whose talents exceed those that have paid to be on TV you'd think you people could find something interesting to talk about. Go find some talent if you're having a slow news day. I can guarantee it will set you apart from the rest of everyone else. After all if we were supposed to be the same we would have been born identical.

878 days ago

Sean Penn is an obscenely self-righteous individual born into the wealthy, connected Hollywood, silver spoon lap of luxury Penn family. His "holier than thou" attitude obliterates any so called charitable act of humanity he has ever attempted. Penn is a hypocrite that does not live by what he preaches. And even with his dyed hair/beard and pumped up steroids use, he is still robbing Charlize's cradle. What a belligerent asshole. He was okay right around the time of Falcon and The Snowman but after that just got filled with conceit and hubris.