Quotables: The Sad, Sorry Tale of Enrique Iglesias and His Junk
"There's not a lot to show off. My worst defect is from my waist down. I'm sorry, no, that's not my worst defect ... but it is a little curved."
--Enrique Iglesias describes his penis, and is there really anything else to add here?
No, no, sorry, there is definitely something else to add: HA HA HA HA HA HA. The whole story came about because Enrique was talking about how he likes to skinny-dip, but when the interviewer asked him where he did it, he refused to say "because it will ruin my career." Guys, he actually thinks that if anyone saw his genitals, it would ruin his career. What is even going on down there?! And when are we going to be able to get a look at that nightmare land?