Quotables: The Sad, Sorry Tale of Enrique Iglesias and His Junk

1/3/2014 1:00 PM PST, by
0103_fish_enrique
"
There's not a lot to show off. My worst defect is from my waist down. I'm sorry, no, that's not my worst defect ... but it is a little curved."

--Enrique Iglesias describes his penis, and is there really anything else to add here?

No, no, sorry, there is definitely something else to add: HA HA HA HA HA HA. The whole story came about because Enrique was talking about how he likes to skinny-dip, but when the interviewer asked him where he did it, he refused to say "because it will ruin my career." Guys, he actually thinks that if anyone saw his genitals, it would ruin his career. What is even going on down there?! And when are we going to be able to get a look at that nightmare land? 
Filed Under:  Enrique Iglesias , Quotables

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Comments

Jamie
202 days ago

Well...he is half Asian from his mother's side.

Netstarman
202 days ago

So he can go zip lining with a curved penis?

blanketjackson
202 days ago

If he had a twin, they could go Trick-or-Treating as a divining rod.

Jane Dumestre
202 days ago

It's called Peyronie's Disease...though not really a disease, more like a condition. Look it up.

myself
202 days ago

I know a girl that fucked him when she met him in Mexico and spent the weekend with him... and yes, she said his dick is curved. haha....

Alex
202 days ago

He's so cute I wouldn't care about his size