Shia LaBeouf Is Either A Drug Addict or The Douchiest Performance Artist Ever

1/4/2014 9:00 AM PST, by
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OK, so we've already established that Shia LaBeouf is the biggest douche that's ever douched in the history of douchiness, but according to some recent tweets, he might have a reasonable excuse for it: drugs. Here's the story, straight from the (douchey) horse's mouth:

Im addicted to lean & that s--- ain’t no joke. I can barely remember all the things I’ve done & said. However there’s no excuse 4 skywriting 

Lean, in case you're not familiar, is one of those drugs where you mix cough syrup and booze, and, well, he said he's addicted to it. But the thing is that he's been tweeting a whole bunch of weird stuff lately -- all those stolen apologies, and he's also been retweeting a bunch of things about his "performance art" and how he's been "parodying" plagiarism or whatever -- so who even knows what's true anymore?

So look, Shia, if you are addicted to lean, get off Twitter and get help for your drug problem. If you're not addicted to lean, get off Twitter and get help for your douchebag problem. Sound good?

UPDATE: Shia LaBeouf is not a drug addict, but definitely a douchebag. The tweet about lean was a tweet that Gucci Mane made a few months ago. At least now we know that we can't trust anything this guy says ever again, right? Tragically though, we still do not know what is actually wrong with him.
Filed Under:  Shia LaBeouf , drugs

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Zambonie
208 days ago

I wouldd have bet on steroids
He buffed up pretty rapidly in the last year or so

Hammer
208 days ago

Damage control..

Sarah
208 days ago

That "lean" comment is a plagiarized version of something Gucci Mane tweeted in September https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/381812243689918464

Everything Shia is saying now is someone else's words. He's playing with everyone.

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Jeff
208 days ago

WHO WRITES THIS STUFF??? LEAN IS WHEN YOU MIX COUGH SYRUP AND ALCOHOL????? NOT ONLY IS THAT NOT TRUE, IT IS DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO WRITE! WHAT IF SOME CHILD TRIES MIXING COUGH SYRUP AND ALCOHOL CAUSE THEY SAW IT HERE?????? "LEAN" IS THE STREET NAME FOR PROMETHAZINE W?CODEINE COUGH SYRUP.

Me
208 days ago

I'm going w/ both. Both an addict and a total d-bag.

Shalin
208 days ago

LLean is promethazine and soda with a jolly rancher...

Karma
208 days ago

I crown the writer, queen douchbag mcasshat. Snippets of celebrities comments give you, in no way shape or form, the right, to conclude you know enough about them to comment on whether he's a drug addict OR an asshole. Go fuck yourself Emily Trainham.

TonyIndy
208 days ago

The author of this article writes like she's a fuckin 15 yr old, and, well...I hope you don't think you're an actual journalist...mmmkay??

Milady de Winter
208 days ago

Um...I think we know by now that Shia is soft in the head, but the reporter's viciousness is way more disturbing. Reading this I physically felt a sharp pain in my chest.

Icky.

Joe
208 days ago

…….all this fish wrapper writing is evil. shame on TMZ

Sonja
208 days ago

How the hell can anyone get that high off Codeine syrup?? Mixed with booze or not?? Why not just buy a can Rediwhip... Jesus... are these A listers that stupid.. that desperate?? I don't get it. Hell NyQuil, Mucinex D and some Jager will get you there without a script.

Ayo
208 days ago

When did he get old and fat?

James
208 days ago

Lean is codeine AND promethazine. You are playing with fire and risking an Opiate addiction when you play with it. Look at it any way you want you are no better than a heroin junkie or a pill popper.

Justin
208 days ago

Who cares about Shia LaBeouf anymore? He is a twit and if he kicks the bucket I would not care. You only become a drug addict by choosing to take drugs in the first place. Im over drug addicts and im pretty sure everyone else is too. Forget rehab or drug diversion. Let them die so we can move on.

Chrisi Lou
208 days ago

Looking for the y&r story on adam newman.

evan
192 days ago

Wow justin you are a complete asshole. Not caring about drug addicts some people fall into bad situations. What about 8 year old who watches his parents use drugs and tries them at 10 and is hooked by 16.. he had a choice but I mean did he really have a choice. I shia is just going through a shock phase and needs some privacy and needa to be ignored right now..