Now We Know Why Gwyneth Paltrow is So Sanctimonious

1/5/2014 9:00 AM PST, by
Gwyneth Paltrow
Whoa, hey there, Gwyneth Paltrow -- how you doing, girl? From the looks of you, quite well. And is that a tattoo of a "c" on your hip? Assuming that it's paying homage to your husband, Chris Martin, and not to, I don't know, cookies, then how sweet. ... But it'd be sweet in the case of cookies, too, so let's just retire that point for a second and admire you for who you are -- yes, pretty annoying on lots of counts, but beautiful and lovely and carefree as ever.

Looking good, girl ... but you probably knew that already, right? 

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Filed Under:  Gwyneth Paltrow , hot photos , Photos

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xxrokchikxx
104 days ago

She doesn't look that good to me at all...

Coach
104 days ago

I don't think G.P. looks good at all. She does not look healthy or fit. Just thin. She needs some nourishment and some exercise other than her mouth.

catnip
104 days ago

look's like where a feeding tube would be.

she need's to put on some weight or clothes that looks bad.

Oaf
104 days ago

Did you see this harry C#nt pull out in front of that school bus last week on her scooter with her daughter on back? She damn near caused a bad accident not to mention getting herself and daughter killed. We all know she's a F#cking idiot because she keep's company with Beyonce and jz, two of the biggest Douche Bags in the business. Looks like she has a Bot fly larva coming out of her belly button. Stupid Bitch. ;) :) ;p

Joe
103 days ago

Sarah
You and Emily put the "S" in Sanctimonious.

Irene Car
103 days ago

This woman is malnourished, fragile and unhappy. Where do these writers get off calling her beautiful.....

MZELLIE
103 days ago

GWENNIE WENNIE IS PLAIN UGLY. SHOWS NOTHING AT ALL.

Squeak
103 days ago

She sorta kinda looks aneroxic. She looks too thin. But but that's just my opinion. Sorta kinda scared to post.

Moni
103 days ago

Okay so forget Gwen because ugh.
Can we talk about the perfection of Lea Michele's ass? Honestly I am no fan of hers (see here http://hatetosaytoldyouso.blogspot.com/2013/10/poor-griev...) but DAMN.

mia
99 days ago

She looks pretty good to me. If we were all to lay off the junk food and processed foods and just eat at Whole Foods, then we would all most likely look like her. Remember back in the 70s? EVERYONE was naturally thin. I can tell from photos. Now we're all fat and loaded with clogged arteries and diabetes. Trust me, I am a pharmacist and I am getting pissed off checking so many people's rx's with 5 or more drugs, most of it DIABETES.