Hey, Guess Who's Still Gross and Predictable!

1/5/2014 5:45 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
Kim Kardashian and Blacc Chyna
Here's Kim Kardashian (as if you couldn't recognize the overexposed cleavage and backside for who it actually belongs to) and her new BFF Blac Chyna, both of whom apparently didn't get this year's brand-new memo telling people that no one cares about Kim Kardashian and Cronies' overexposed cleavage and backsides, especially in the form of ridiculous, indulgent selfies. 

See, it's one thing for this selfie fad to still be an epidemic, but here's the truth -- don't even lie to yourself saying that you don't take selfies, because practically everyone takes selfies. Everyone. The difference, however, between your average person and a person who thrives on others' inane comments, is that you probably don't post 95% of your selfies on the internet for the world to see.

You probably take selfies for the reason that most people take selfies, which is because you're curious to get a fresh perspective and peek in on how other people physically perceive you. And normally, it's fine. You're likely not like Kim Kardashian at all, an abomination who just can't help but share every single "private" "intimate" "unscripted" "moment" of her life, including that of her incessant body-gazing smuttery.

See, today -- already! By essentially doing nothing at all! -- you've basically won at life, and all because you're not even like Kim Kardashian. Why don't you roll around in that a bit for awhile and let that settle in. And then go treat yourself to something nice today, because you deserve it, don't you? 


Add Your Comment

  • Please check your inbox ... your comment will not appear until you have confirmed your identity via email.

Please keep your comments relevant to this blog entry.
Email addresses are never displayed, but they are required to confirm your comments.

When you enter your name and email address, you'll be sent a link to confirm your comment, and a password. To leave another comment, just use that password.

To create a live link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address and we will make it a live link for you. You can put 1 URL in your comments. Line breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted — no need to use <p> or <br /> tags.


877 days ago

Memo to Kim: Stop already!

877 days ago


877 days ago

She is such an immature twit. My gosh! She's a grown woman with a child. She needs to stop acting like a giddy seventh grader! Her need for constant attention is so pathetic. Time to grow up!

877 days ago

no one cares about Kim Kardashian and Cronies' overexposed cleavage and backsides, especially in the form of ridiculous, indulgent selfies.

Well, obviously you do or you wouldn't be posting this.

877 days ago

Wow, this was actually one of the best feel-good posts ever!

876 days ago

hey Kimbo.It`s only a matter of time before the dreaded "sag" is upon you girl ......and no amount moolah on lifting , folding , tucking , lipo-ing etc is gunna shoo it away!

876 days ago

She finally found someone dumber and sporting an even more cartoonish body than her! Truly, the dregs of humanity!

876 days ago

Looks like Kim finally found someone dumber and with a more cartoonish body than her. Without social media, these two trash bags would be just trolling the streets for a few bucks!

876 days ago

Straight up Blac S#IT LOCKER is just Hideous. It must smell like a Mexican ZOO down there. Just F#CKING awful Shit stain city. And Kim well Kim is a whole different breed of Idiot. Such a useless Whore with Vaginal Warts and every STD known to Man according to Bruce.. ;)

876 days ago

This is crazy photoshopped---look at the door frame of the closet in the first picture.

875 days ago

All I can think is how little support that sports bra is giving her. Yikes.