We Endured Kristen Stewart's Career and All We Got Was This Crappy Faux Nude

1/6/2014 11:00 AM PST, by
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This is Kristen Stewart's latest ad for her Balenciaga perfume gig, and for the line's new fragrance, Rosabotanica. If you have eyes that are functioning at a high-efficiency capacity, then you'll immediately recognize that she's pretty gorgeous. Despite any Photoshopping, she's pretty gorgeous. Despite giving us the eternal visage of sucking face with a greedy, handsy, married buck-toothed director, she's still pretty gorgeous.

In short, Kristen Stewart is -- unfortunately -- seriously, eternally, ethereally beautiful, and no amount of "Twilight" ridiculousness and angsty Black Flag band-wearing quasi-drama can take away her beauty. It's kind of an upsetting notion to have to resign oneself to, but it is what it is, friends, and there's just no way around it. 

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Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , nudes , Kristen Stewart

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trawrrr
347 days ago

This ad came out months ago. I read about this months ago on Perez. Please, get up to speed. And that picture of Kristen Stewart looks like every single other one... lifeless and boring.

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jay
347 days ago

FIX YOUR TEETH for crist sake, you got the money..

bmsvds
347 days ago

Um, no. In my opinion, she's looks bedraggled and couldn't smile if her life depended on it. She looks half-way decent from the photoshopping. My cat could look like this woman with enough photoshopping.

Matt
347 days ago

Dearest Sarah Taylor Spangenberg,

Despite your claim, Trawrrr is correct.

Here is a link to the exact photo of Kristen Stewart you used today on a message board December 10, 2013.

http://s1.zetaboards.com/L_Anon/single/?p=10987919&t=4615005

I have half a dozen other links I found in 2 minutes. If you are going to correct someone, make sure you have your facts straight first.

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FishWrapperStud
347 days ago

Don't you think you 2 stupid girls could find something else better to do than this website, cause let's face it, you're both stupid as fuck.

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Jaclyn
346 days ago

Time to drop the whole director fling thing. She was young made a mistake. Everyone in there 20s had made mistakes. At least she keeps to herself, unlike the fame whores in Hollywood (Kardashians, Bieber, etc...).

denise
346 days ago

HOTTTTTT..UM I THINK NOT..PRETTY YES!!! JUST TO BE FAIR

K
346 days ago

Wow Sarah, how does it feel to be wrong so much?

Isaac Newton
346 days ago

Why does everyone hate her so much? I think she is gorgeous.