Granny Just Blew Everyone Away

1/8/2014 3:30 AM PST, by
0108_fish_kris
Welcome to your nightmare, ladies and gentlemen -- you know it well. It's the one where you're sitting in front of the television, watching trashy reality shows and stuffing your face with trans fats and fizzy drinks, only to roll out from under the greasy TV tray to check email ... and accidentally seeing this picture of Kris Jenner lounging by the pool like she's 22 years old and not even at all close to her real age -- which is 58. So sorry you had to see that, friends. All of the sorries. 

And so sorry about the rest, too. Happy hump day or whatever. Go back to bed and try again. 

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Stinkweed
226 days ago

She might be one of the worst attention seekers in the celebrity game, but I give the woman props. She looks amazing (however she got that way).

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Phoebe
226 days ago

Yes because most 58year old women look like that, it is totally normal. Don't you love Hollywood????

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mJr
226 days ago

Compliments of...... the best diet via personal chef and Hollywood plastic surgeon that money can buy.

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Robb7
226 days ago

This family competes on a daily basis for "Who's the Biggest Whore?" title. It's all so sad and pathetic -- and extremely desperate.

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cobrisco
226 days ago

oh please. If she stands up and uses no photoshop, I bet she looks bad. Anyone can look good posing laying like that...

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JF
226 days ago

She's had so much work done on her face ....

Candace
226 days ago

Why does everybody hate on someone for looking good. Who cares if she paid for it or not. I think most people who claim to think this is crazy are jealous as fuck that they don't have the means to do the same thing. Jealous because when they hit 58 they're going to look 58! lol. I plan on doing whatever to look young, why not..it's your body and if you want to stay youthful I say do it!

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David Potop
226 days ago

What a bunch of hey look at me and so full of themselves while people struggle to eat

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Low Life
226 days ago

Why not pose for Playboy and break records as the oldest centerfold on her 60' birthday in 2 years? After a little photoshopping and some surgery,that would make her laugh all the way to the bank.

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TooMuch
226 days ago

Photoshop and surgery - probably - does she look good - seems too

What I find disturbing about this woman is her history of trying to "one-up" her daughters when they take some outrageous picture, over the years there have been pictures when they are in some dress, Kris shows up 2 weeks later in the same dress, stupid selfie, etc...as if to say to her kids "You did it well, but I am doing it even better!"

Creepy creepy creepy

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Helen Rainier
226 days ago

Now we know where all the females in this disgusting family get their exhibitionist personality traits from.

Hollywood22
226 days ago

If anyone honestly thinks this beast looks like this and that this isn't completely photoshopped beyond recognition, I've got a golden gate bridge for sale.

Low Life
226 days ago

On her 60' birthday she should do a centerfold on Playboy after a little photoshopping and surgery,that will make her laugh all the way to the bank. Would that make her the oldest centerfold?

MZELLIE
226 days ago

I laughed so hard had to redo the make up. 'what is with the liver lips?

bettyb
226 days ago

Go to Radar Online and look at Kim's bald spots - EWWWWWWWWW.

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bettyb
226 days ago

This trashy family, or others of their kind, aren't seeking the spotlight - it's the MEDIA that makes the choices. For the past several years the MEDIA has chosen to shove these people down our throats even when readers complain. Beats me.

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Patrick Dougherty
226 days ago

More like hottest plastic surgeon!

Oaf
226 days ago

Looks like a bee stung this withered old C#NT in the lip. Bruce said he lost intrest in when her Snapper started to smell like a Mexican Zoo. You horrid Skank Bag. Have a nice day.. ;p

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Tamara
226 days ago

I have to admit though, this 58 yr. old mother certainly looks better than her 32 yr. old daughter, Kim!

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Areader
226 days ago

And you wonder where her daughters get it from!!!

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