Sarah Jessica Parker Wants to Destroy Everthing You Love
Well, it's time to get sad: Sarah Jessica Parker is, once again, going on about how she wants yet another "Sex and the City" movie. Isn't that tragic, that she won't let her once beloved series just die already? Of course it is. So let's expose ourselves to more sadness by reading her exact reasoning:
"A part of me thinks there is one last chapter to tell. But timing is a peculiar thing. It isn't a decision that can wait forever. I don't want to have to wear muumuus!"
Oh, honey, stop. Just stop, all right? If the reaction to the second "Sex and the City" movie told us anything, it's that no one needs to see more of these characters. It's over. It is finished. Maybe instead of focusing all this energy on trying to get another one of the movies to happen, perhaps you could try for a "Hocus Pocus 2." Now that is something that the world actually needs.