Only Kristen Stewart Could Make A Topless Video Boring

1/10/2014 2:00 PM PST, by


When you hear that a super gorgeous celebrity just released a topless video, it's probably a little exciting, right? Sure, we're all human here. But when Kristen Stewart releases a topless video, specifically a topless behind the scenes video for her new Balenciaga perfume ad, it's pretty much the most boring thing that ever happened in the history of the whole entire world. Sorry.

But hey, at least she's pretty, right? 

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Filed Under:  Kristen Stewart

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Sarah
254 days ago

...Another pointless, stupid article. This is not a "topless video" meant to titillate, obviously. Honestly do you take drugs???

Isaac Newton
254 days ago

I'd still bang her

Rhubino
254 days ago

What does "gorgeous celebrity" have to do with Kristen Stewart?

Heidi
254 days ago

I guess perhaps your defination of topless & mine differ as IMO, this is not topless......

Nicole
254 days ago

Go away, Emily. Stop writing.

Sach
254 days ago

Brave Emily!
I hope you are ready for the wrath(!) of KSTEW supporters.
Very Brave you Emily!

Hugh Jass
253 days ago

"But hey, at least she's pretty, right?" A lot more pretty than you, Emily. However that's not very fair - Kirsten doesn't have Downs like you.

Lily
253 days ago

this was painful just to watch...

Jack Shit
253 days ago

You guys are a bunch of assholes

Joe
253 days ago

Emily Trainham = Moron "producer" of TMZ + Total Crap

Gen
253 days ago

You are posting stupid articles to get comments. Comments means readers right? Readers mean job security.

GM
253 days ago

You need a revamped writing team. This is a tasteful Perfume ad..NOT a "topless" video. Sheesh!

Rene
253 days ago

What's boring must be blogging about celebrities, many of which you probably secretly envy for one thing or another. Stick to blogging because your obvious bias and need to attack people would ruin writing for anything of real substance. This remains a pathetic attempt to go after Kristen Stewart who didn't do anything to you, right? This is a tastefully done video, behind the scenes, not something to get you excited about. Please just go back to kissing the K family and the ground they walk on.

Robin S.
253 days ago

I had to laugh when they said topless. She doesn't even have any boobs!!!

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Robin S.
253 days ago

I had to laugh when I read the word "topless'. This girl has no boobs!!!

Gordon
253 days ago

The only thing this video shows is how uniquely beautiful the French language is, particularly when compared to American English.

Gordon
253 days ago

The only thing this video shows is how uniquely beautiful the French language is, particularly when compared to American English.

Sach
253 days ago

Brave Emily!
I hope you are ready for the wrath(!) of KSTEW supporters.
Very Brave you Emily!

Olivia
252 days ago

Oh I'm sorry, is every "topless video's" purpose supposed to turn people on and be exciting? No, but it looks like that's what you're trying to say. The video captures the natural beauty in both Kristen and nature in the vines that are wrapped around her. It's supposed to be calm, soothing, and relaxed. Not a trashy and a pathetic sex video that people can jack off to

Observer_The Lovely
252 days ago

Without nipples and areolae...it's not topless...

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