Love It or Leave It: Gwyneth Paltrow Just Got Super Mega Hot

1/11/2014 10:30 AM PST, by
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To be perfectly clear, Gwyneth Paltrow has always been a gorgeous -- and incredibly annoying -- lady, but this look right here is just beyond gorgeous. It lives in a world all its own, a world where time doesn't exist, where no one's ever heard of sadness or pain or anything bad at all. A world where, if you can believe it, Gwyneth's beauty overtakes her amazing ability to be the most pretentious, obnoxious person you've ever even heard of. And doesn't that sound like just the nicest world?

OK, and yeah, her cleavage is pretty wonderful too. You probably didn't even notice, but there it is. You're welcome.

Verdict: love it, love everything about it. It's so lovely. Love it forever. 

Love it or Leave it -- Gwyneth Paltrow's Burning Hotness

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namers
202 days ago

There is no cleavage! I never understood how small breasted women (like moi!) would think showing off bones is sexy. SMH.

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tiffany
202 days ago

Ew. A blond coat hanger.

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Stinkweed
201 days ago

I guess it's okay to show 'em off when they aren't gigantor.

Isaac Newton
201 days ago

She has a cute face, but she is way too skinny

Oaf
201 days ago

I can't stand this Quasi C#NT. So pretentious and flat chested. Harry north of 40 with enough Wool to knit a sweater, according to Ellen. ;p

AmyEKessler
201 days ago

my roomate's mom makes $71 every hour on the internet. She has been fired for six months but last month her pay check was $21763 just working on the internet for a few hours. find out here now... http://cpl.pw/OKeIJo

Christopher Smith
201 days ago

She does look good. Without being all made up though she looks a lot more like a normal person.

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Silkprint
200 days ago

A douche is still a douche no matter what the package it comes in. I have never seen the Paltrow appeal .