Christina Ricci Called, She's Still Hot and Available for Work
Can somebody please start getting the talented and beautiful -- and extremely, disappointingly underrated -- Christina Ricci some serious movie work? I mean, does she really need to prove herself time and time again? She was Wednesday Addams, Kat Harvey in "Casper," played pivotal roles in "Monster" opposite Charlize Theron, as well as Johnny Depp in "Sleepy Hollow." The best part she's been offered -- or taken -- in the last few years is a role in an airplane TV series that was cancelled after, what, 1 season? STOP THE MADNESS.
This is Christina Ricci, friends, showing off how adorable and small and lithe she is, as she can fit into a miniature hotel refrigerator and be cute and adorable and small and lithe. The only thing that matches her outer -- and inner -- beauty is her talent, and somebody needs to step up and get this girl an Academy Award-winning role now.
Come on, y'all, let's make this happen already. What in God's name are we waiting for?