Miley's New Tour is Going to Be So Much Worse Than We Imagined
This photo right here, this vision of Miley Cyrus in some whacked out leotard ensemble and surrounded by the most ridiculous group of people she could find, is what the upcoming Bangerz tour is going to look like. This exact thing is going to travel around the land, invade every major city, and destroy it with its tastelessness and horror. We know because Miley posted the photo with the hashtag "#bangerztour2014." A hashtag that will prove to be the end of civilization as we know it.
But hey, for real, this tour is the beginning of the end. Just you wait. You'll see. You'll all see.