Miley's New Tour is Going to Be So Much Worse Than We Imagined

1/17/2014 12:00 PM PST, by
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This photo right here, this vision of Miley Cyrus in some whacked out leotard ensemble and surrounded by the most ridiculous group of people she could find, is what the upcoming Bangerz tour is going to look like. This exact thing is going to travel around the land, invade every major city, and destroy it with its tastelessness and horror. We know because Miley posted the photo with the hashtag "#bangerztour2014." A hashtag that will prove to be the end of civilization as we know it.

But hey, for real, this tour is the beginning of the end. Just you wait. You'll see. You'll all see.

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Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , Photos

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jess
187 days ago

who ever wrote that intro, you an idiot! "this will prove the end of civilization" chill out..lol, you don't have to like her or what she does, but relax over there with this out of control comments.

MileyzMuff
187 days ago

Her time in the spotlight is fizzling, she's just trying to keep her name out there. Give her a break. What I don't understand is how or WHY she keeps wearing 'clothing' that rides up her crotch. I can only imagine the amount of infections this chick gets on the regular. Her junk has no room to breathe!

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ChrisJames
187 days ago

GEEZ. FISHWRAPPER STILL HAS THE SAME TWO LAME BLOGGERS.

Hugh Jass
187 days ago

You and that other bridge troll who writes for this site should be forced to fight in a cess-pit armed with rusty tuna can lids while midgets watch.

Sarah Taylor
187 days ago

Sounds intriguing, I'm in! But only as long as there's lots of poo. Gads and gads of poo. Preferably those of a thousand victims of intestinal-eating amoebas.

M
187 days ago

Emily's New Article is So Much Worse Than We Imagined

This article right here, this piece of crap written by Emily Trainham is what she thinks is journalistic poetry. This exact thing is going to travel around the land, invade every persons brain, and destroy it with its tastelessness and horror. We know because Emily posted it with the hashtag "#imgraspingatstraws." A hashtag that will prove to be the end of her career as we know it.

But hey, for real, this article is the beginning of the end of Emily dumpster diving for garbage to write about. Just you wait. You'll see. You'll all see.

Ashley
186 days ago

Miley is a stupid white trash whore!

Ashley
186 days ago

Look at the the cans on the brunette to the left. AMAZING! I want milk.

Manuel Spencer
186 days ago

Miley will end civilization,the writer of this blog is an idiot

Lisa
186 days ago

Why are all of these stories so idiotic? There is nothing useful or new here. Emily, your articles are a waste of time.

pookie
186 days ago

she wants people to dislike her, HATE SELLS..

BYSTANDER
186 days ago

OMG YAY Miley Cyrus is taking over the world kids teens everywhere just what young people need today crappy music an untalented female who has to show her body to make money and sell records and know one knows what shes going to do next so people go to a concert and think that she will makeout with them which she probally will considering shes a biosexual and will probally get her fans on stage with her and dance around like lead singer from The Pretty Reckless Taylor Momsen dont belive me?? go on youtube and type in Taylor Momsen dances with girls on stage or just watch any videos of her normally her videos pictures her clothes its just like MILEY CYRUS but Taylor is considered the most sexiest woman .........