Quotables: Can Someone Please Teach Farrah Abraham How to Talk?

1/20/2014 11:00 AM PST, by
"Sadly, I was approaching into Couples Therapy
, my significant other chose to feel that he didn't wanna be a part of it and led me under a different impression. So that was terribly hard to deal with at the time and then I was led to believe hopefully he will show up and maybe I can still do therapy and those things and it turned into doing therapy actually on my own. I was never broken up with. I was just neglected...He had some other situations that he was dealing with and I'm just happy that I'm not with that same person currently ... [Dr. Jen, "Couples Therapy" therapist] helped me in a way of saying I can love myself in the meantime of being alone and this loneliness that I feel is not going to last forever, but in the meantime of getting from A to C—which hopefully is marriage one day—I have to go through B, which is really finding myself, really waiting for the right person who can handle everything that comes with me. And I can take the time to really get to know the person and if something doesn't work out from the get-go, I just need to say goodbye. I will never make the same mistakes that I have made in my relationships."

--Farrah Abraham tells E! News about her time on "Couples Therapy" and simultaneously butchers the English language.

For real though, just read that first sentence one more time. This is a girl who has no idea how to control the things that are coming out of her mouth and who just tries to piece together these vague ideas that she has floating around in her head with words that she's heard other people say. It's not that she's a bad public speaker, and it's not that she makes any slip ups or anything when she interviews, it's just that she doesn't know how to talk. At all.

So look, if you're a teacher (any level), or if you've, like, been to a school once, or if you're a human being who lives in the world and who has at least two more brain cells than Farrah ... anyone. Anyone at all, please volunteer to help Farrah out. Drop her a tweet, something. It's obvious that she can't keep going on like this.

Filed Under:  Farrah Abraham , Quotables

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858 days ago

Looks like something my 13 year old Niece wrote...


858 days ago

my 12yr old boy asked me "what happened to her face"? he asked in is prayers to please dont let him have nightmares from the ugly girl on tv..

858 days ago

Lol "How to TALK" shouldn't it be "How to speak" haha!

858 days ago

Ha! I'd hold off on all that snarky-ness. She "speaks" about as well as you morons write. Seems to me her mail order GED works just as well as yours. LOL!!

Armchair Booker
858 days ago

You complain about her way of speaking and you begin a sentence with "For Real Though..."

Learn to speak yourself before criticizing

857 days ago

"So look, if you're a teacher (any level), or if you've, like, been to a school once, or if you're a human being who lives in the world and who has at least two more brain cells than Farrah ... anyone."

You might want to reread what you wrote there before taking this girl to task for her skills.

857 days ago

The sad part about this is that she's constantly bragging on the show about the books she's written. Apparently she's already Written a romance novel that was a New York Times best seller and is in the middle of writing a romance trilogy and a Christian parenting book. Obviously something is completely wrong here.