We Regret Your Penis Piercing, Too, Peter
Did you know that Pete Wentz once had his willy pierced? Because he did, and now you know why he was so reticent in showing the whole damn thing off back when those capped-tip nudes leaked in '06, and thank heavens for those of us who were afraid to see his penis to begin with. Could you even imagine the horror seeing a full-on Prince Albert on Pete Wentz's schlong? Scarred for life.
In a recent interview, Pete expressed his remorse for piercing his reproductive organ, and on Andy Cohen's "Watch What Happens Live," he admitted to acting on impulse and general silliness:
"I did [have my d--k pierced]. I was young and dumb and full of wisdom. It's not pierced anymore."
So now you know that not only was it for real -- the rumors were, indeed, true -- but that in hindsight (which is almost always 20/20), it wasn't such a good idea. But then, there's not many reasonable people with penis piercings that say, "Yeah, hey, what a super concept!"