It's Time to Feel Weird About Hugh Hefner's Marriage

1/23/2014 10:00 AM PST, by
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There are probably many reasons in this world to feel weird about Hugh Hefner's marriage to "Playboy" model Crystal Harris, but let's just focus on one of them right now, all right? Because yes, there's the huge age difference -- 50 years, to be exact -- and the much more troubling difference in power -- don't act like you didn't think about the fact that Hugh has tons of money and fame while Crystal is one of many, many models in his magazine -- but right now, we're going to talk about hair.

As you can see in that top photo, Crystal recently did that ombre business to her hair, adding all that dark color to her usually blonde look. And then, less than a month later, she did this:

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So what, she didn't like the color? She wanted to try it out and she wasn't into it? Or is she married to one of those dudes who get really, weirdly invested in his lady's hair color. Here's what Crystal told Us Weekly:

"He gave me a hard time at first! I came home and said, 'Hef, how do you like my hair?' And he said, 'When's it going back blonde?'"

Why can't Crystal just have the hair she wants to have? Why does Hugh have to have anything to do with it? Does it seriously affect him so much that he couldn't just compliment her on it and be done with it? He married her, not her hair (I think, anyway, we should probably check the marriage certificate to be sure). It's so frustrating that this is ever even an issue.

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Filed Under:  Hugh Hefner , Crystal Harris , Photos

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Halflyng
302 days ago

Why can't she have the color she wants? She married a man that has been quoted thousands of times saying he prefers blondes. Sorry, but she married him and I'm sure knew full well that he's a blondes-only man. Get over it, sweetheart.

Halflyng
302 days ago

Why can't she have whatever color she wants? She's married to a man who has been quoted as saying THOUSANDS of times that he prefers blondes. Do we not remember Kendra, Holly and Bridget? BLONDES. The twins? BLONDES. I'm sure he did ask her when it was going back. I'm sure Crystal knew full well when marrying him that he wanted a blonde. Get over it, sweetheart, you married him.

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Bitch
302 days ago

Another stupid article...why is this "weird?" (BTW, a word that Fishwrapper writers use WAY too much). Everyone knows that he prefers blondes, and he's very controlling and strict. She lived with him and knows he's this way before she even married him. She knew what she was getting into, and she'd been labeled a goldigger herself (shock!).

kita
302 days ago

Why is this a story.?? Are u guys americans?? Do u somehow NOT know who Hugh Hefner is?? Everyone on the PLANET knows that Heff prefers blondes...he's always said it and shown it...u think YOU are somehow going to change his mind about what he wants because u write about how "weird" it is?? Please get a clue...she knew what she was getting into when she said "I Do", and Heff DEFINATELY knows what he wants...go back to what u guys do best...kissing Katy Perry's a$$ and trashing the kardashian's

Big AL
281 days ago

That's what she signed up for.