Sorry, We Still Don't Like Kaley Cuoco's Husband

1/25/2014 11:30 AM PST, by
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Look, it's not like we actively try to make up reasons why Kaley Cuoco's sketchy new husband, Ryan Sweeting, is sketchy, it's just that he proves his own sketchiness, time and again, all by himself. And then we document it, because Kaley is a precious, hilarious flower that deserves nothing but perfection. I mean, look at that photo of them. Look at it. They haven't even been married for a month yet, and that's the happiest look they can muster? Really?

For more sketchiness though, Ryan went and gave a big, gushy quote about Kaley and their marriage, so let's check that out:

"It's amazing. We love it. It actually hasn't been much different. Just our whole outlook on life is a lot more positive. We couldn't be happier. It's the best moments of my life ... Because I've never felt that feeling before really. The second I got here I didn't want to go home. We spent every minute together and I still haven't left. I think my decision-making is a lot easier. I definitely just do whatever makes her happy."

OK, that actually does sound kind of sweet, but the red flags won't stop coming. Their whole story is just so weird, and hopefully it really is one of those special stories of love at first sight, and hopefully they really are happy and in love, and hopefully they'll be together forever. But the creeper vibes just won't stop with this one.

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Talaa
272 days ago

OK, seriously, why do you hate this guy so much? If you love Kaley as much as you claim to, then just be happy that she's happy. Is that really sooo difficult?

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Phoebe
272 days ago

Emily please calm down! You and your co-hort Sara are mean bitches, and no you do not love Kaley if you did you would just stop!!!!

Rebecca Q
272 days ago

??? So you can't even provide proof of why he's so super duper "sketchy"? You just barf on and on about how awful and terrible this guy is when you really can't even point to anything verifiable, like all these "red flags" you speak of. Methinks Emily just hates seeing someone happy and wonders how in the world someone could be anything other than ugly and miserable.

Matt
272 days ago

No, that's not the happiest they can look but when you have an agenda, that's the best photo for you to post.

What about this photo of them from the exact same event?

http://img2-2.timeinc.net/people/i/2014/news/140203/kaley...

Or maybe does this quote about them not fit your agenda here?

"At the pre-Grammys bash, the happy couple mingled with celebrities and watched a private performance by Lorde. Cuoco, dressed casually in black, and Sweeting cozied up to each other, sitting on the backrest of their booth and watching the show with their arms around each other."

Can I drop some logic on you Emily? If Kaley is as perfect as you think she is, and she loves the guy, if he's so sketchy and she can't see it, isn't she dumb and not so perfect?

You should ask her that next time you hang out. Oh wait. You've never spoken to her and she'd tell you to drop dead if ever got close to her. I forgot for a second who you are.

J.Carcinoma
272 days ago

Emily Trainham, STFU.

Butterfly6118
272 days ago

wow really. The guy gets one pic of him with an unhappy look on his face. And he is divorcing his wife? What the hell. Where exactly did you take journalism. I think you get your degree out of a cereal box. You just take stuff and make some stupid unbelievable twist and is crazy that no one buys it. Thats not journalism. Your just making up stories. Stupid stories. And because the guy took one terrible pic we should just all hate him. He frowned at a basketball game so that instantly make him a horrible person and we should hate him. PLEASE GET A LIFE

Rebecca
272 days ago

You know, I was wondering why we hadn't seen a "Kaley Cuoco sketchy husband article" in a while. I half thought maybe you had grown up a little and stopped making crap up, but I should have known better. If he was giddily smiling all the time you would find something "sketchy" about that too. Maybe the guy is just reserved, maybe he is uncomfortable with cameras in his face all the time, but he sucks it up and escorts his wife to events because he loves her. Or maybe you are just hunting through the hundreds or thousands of pictures that the paparazzi take of them every day and pulling out the worst ones to fit your agenda. Stop trying to ruin people's lives just to write a story that isn't even good enough to be on a middle school blog. You are making yourselves look desperate and pathetic. Very unprofessional.

tiffany
272 days ago

She's funny, hot, cute, blonde. Rich. What brunette would not wish her a life time of misery. Divorce. A life full of bad acne,failed marriages,bad breath and really bad gas. Stupid girl. I hope your stupid marriage fails and your good looking, awkward, fame embarrassed husband leaves you for Tori Spelling or Leanne Rhimes. Oh, and those cutie pie, squished up faces you make are ugly. Also you're a bitch. So there...Signed Emily.

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Kimi
272 days ago

Why are you always bad talking this guy? What he said was sweet and how he feels. How can you bash that? Ugh, time to stop coming to this page.

norrmm
272 days ago

Emily Trainham, you have nothing to contribute to this world. You just wasted 2 minutes of my life for NOTHING. I don't ever want to read (and will make sure of it) anything else you ever "write".

norrmm
272 days ago

Emily Trainham, you have nothing to contribute to this world. You just wasted 2 minutes of my life for NOTHING. I don't ever want to read (and will make sure of it) anything else you ever "write".

On a related note: Judging from the headlines of the other "articles" she wrote, Emily Trainham hates every woman out there for any and all reasons she can sum up.

Pathetic.

norrmm
272 days ago

Emily Trainham, you have nothing to contribute to this world. You just wasted 2 minutes of my life for NOTHING. I don't ever want to read (and will make sure of it) anything else you ever "write".

CJ
272 days ago

"Look, it's not like we actively try to make up reasons why Kaley Cuoco's sketchy new husband, Ryan Sweeting, is sketchy..." Ummm... Yes you are.

Abby
272 days ago

Kaley is the weirdo. I think her husband just doesn't know how to take her. Too bad they didn't date a little more before getting married.

StoptheHate
272 days ago

Dear Emily's bosses

MAY I PLEASE TAKE THIS GORL JOB PLEASE!!! She seriously cannot write a good blog even if she gets the real facts in gold in front of her !!! I mean where did you go for journalism ???? You suck..

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Drea
272 days ago

OMG, Is Emily Trainidiot the ONLY FREAKIN ONE WHO WRITES BLOGS ON THIS SITE? My dog can crap better than you can write. You're a joke! Do you read the comments? People are talking about and laughing at YOU! I don't want to sound like a Bully but come on... Only an idiot would take the sweet things he says about his wife and the things their friends say about them as a couple, and turn it into "Trouble in paradise" and "Red flags" The only red flag I see is how you got hired for this job deer Ham. I mean Trainham.

CC
272 days ago

I was shocked to read this article because I felt the same way as Emily; I thought I was the only one that felt this way, to my surprise I wasn't. I don't wish anything bad on anyone but I have spot on intuition and something seem off with him. Hope I'm wrong, obviously I don't know him personally but it was just my first gut instinct when I saw him. I wish nothing but the best for them. I really don't care much about what celebs do but had to add in my two cents this time because Emily seems to be taking a beating from all these comments.

Ang
272 days ago

Emily, and who the f*** are you to judge!?

DrJ78
272 days ago

Shame on you guys. You wrote a controversial headline just to get clicks. I hate it when websites do that.

Robert
272 days ago

OK, Miss Emily Trainham, you seriously need to get a freaking life! This obsession with continuously trying to create something out of nothing gives me more of a "sketchy" or "creepy vibe" than Ryan Sweeting ever could! Shame on you!

And to have the gall to make statement like this is a bit contradictory to your actual shameful behavior --"Kaley is a precious, hilarious flower that deserves nothing but perfection" --I agree, but do you think Kaley would feel a warm and fuzzy blanket of appreciation to know that some nobody blogger by the name of Emily Trainham is bashing her husband for no apparent reason at all? I can assure you it's a resounding NO! GROW UP!

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