Beyonce Out-Trashed Miley Cyrus Last Night

1/27/2014 4:00 AM PST, by


It's a damn good thing Miley Cyrus opted to stay home and play Guitar Hero last night instead of going to the Grammys, because the world wouldn't be able to stand all the raunch in one place in one single night.

Beyonce's opening performance of "Drunk in Love" was, at best, self-indulgent and grasping at straws. At worst, it was inappropriate, more offensive than Miley's VMA performance, and generally sad. 

The fact of the matter is that girlfriend is just past her musical prime. We don't care about all the single ladies anymore. We don't need to see what Beyonce looks like in a thong any longer, because like Miley's overexposed vulva has taken us to new heights. And twerking? So passé

Truth be told, Beyonce can't even sing to the degree that she used to be able to anymore. She shrills off-key and mutters instead, and relies on shock factor, sex, and visual stimulants to get people talking about her performances. 

In short, Beyonce is basically over. We never thought we'd be longing for the days of Miley Cyrus and her Beetlejuice twerking, and honestly, if Miley had pulled off last night's performance instead of Beyonce, she'd never live it down. Woe betide she who encourages us to defend Miley Cyrus over basically anything.

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Glenisha Lipscomb
178 days ago

That wasn't trashy. She has on the same outfits she has been wearing for the last few years. She din't grind on somebodies husband or a teddy bear so I don't see how she was supposedly trashier than Miley Cyrus. Beyonce is still in her prime and you can tell that by how many times you hear her name on the radio and TV everyday, even by this entire article being about her. I am not a huge Beyonce fan but I have to give her props. She keeps people interested and it sounds like she has some serious haters out here ie Sarah Taylor.

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phoebe
178 days ago

I don't think it outrashed anyone.

Miley's performance was simulating sex with stuffed toys. Beyonce was kissing and showing affection to her husband.

Huge difference.

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mike
178 days ago

you my friend are a dumb bitch and dont know what youre talking about. Beyonce is still on top of her game and is defiantly better then any other singer out today.

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Lame blog
178 days ago

I a not a fan of Beyonce, but I find your story( or lack of story) sad and desperate. All the stories on this blog are written to trash celebs for absolutely no reason. I don't think your comparison of Beyonce being trashier than Cyrus is anywhere near the mark. Your blog is ridiculous and reeks of novice writers.

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Candace
178 days ago

Was going to comment on how awful this article is but it seems I've been beat to the punch by every comment before this...(as most articles are from this website)...SERIOUSLY GET NEW WRITERS - THESE PEOPLE ARE AWFUL. Beyonce killed the Grammy's last night. In my opinion best performance of the night. That's HUSBAND AND WIFE...they are grown adults, not barely out of puberty grinding on toys. Who hires you to write this junk.

SinDFetish
178 days ago

I usually do not agree here but...Agreed. It WAS sad and depressing. Get use to it...she gonna be doing this WAAAAy too long after she is passe.It was crying out for " I am still relevant". No...she is over.

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Alece
178 days ago

haha you're nuts!! Beyonce is amazing and was amazing last night. Somebody sounds jealous, or just possibly stupid.

Shermane
178 days ago

Are you kidding...Beyonce and Jay Z are the Queen and King of music right now. Her performance was not raunchy...you must be a prude.

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Megan
178 days ago

She sold over a million albums with no promotion. She is "done". I think not. You just sound hateful and jealous in this article.

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BarB
178 days ago

Agreed. Self-indulgent crap (irregardless of Miley or anyone else). Her prime is in the rear-view mirror.

Kaz
178 days ago

The performance belonged in a strip club not at the Grammy Awards. So said that people idolize the likes of Beyonce and her husband. It's nothing but trash with no values. There are so many great successful artist that keep their clothes on and are still successful. Trashy all the way, Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Bailey
178 days ago

You must have missed the news about how her new album was breaking records and everyone still loves her!

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Amanda
178 days ago

I don't know why I let myself click links to this site as the authors of the articles piss me off 98% of the time. Just goes to show that anyone, and I mean ANYONE, can call themselves reporters these days. I guess if we want biased, catty, hateful garbage to read, this is THE place to go. You know what's truly sad? Your "journalism" skills.

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Sabrina
178 days ago

It was a great performance

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Monksolo
178 days ago

Her and JayZ lately remind me of those couples that need to be SEEN as a couple cause their relationship isn't secure. Not sure what is up with that.

Northwest Native
178 days ago

I was starting to doubt you Fishwrapper, but I'm glad you posted this article! I actually have to totally agree that Beyonce's performance was awful and nothing but a self-indulgent, twerking mess! And who else backs me up? My 7 year old daughter who normally loves Beyonce! We were both cringing our noses up to Beyonce's thong body suit, greasy looking hair, and stupid twerking moves! My 7 year old can dance better than she can! While I won't criticize her voice, I've long thought she is over-rated, and that her sex appeal and stage energy are really what keep her going; because her songs are starting to sound the same (before we had Crazy in Love w/ Jay Z and now we have Drunk in Love w/ Jay Z), her hip shaking moves are old and lame, and she tries to act all humble when really she's as self-centered as Kim K!

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Stephen
178 days ago

Congrats. You have definitely achieved your goal of getting reads and views. I must say that I completely disagree with you solely on the fact that miley cyrus is to music what justin beiber is to acting. Was it inappropriate? slightly. Was it more inappropriate than the sad attempt at twerking that miley did at the VMA's? not even close. This performance had a husband and wife practically showing each other off and proclaiming how in love they are with each other. Miley motor-boated a woman's ass. stuck her tongue out a lot and rubbed up on another woman's husband. When she wasn't busy simulating self satisfaction with a foam finger that is. While you are entitled to your opinion on the matter I do hope that you take a little more time to think out your posts. There are more than a few people (myself included) that would much rather look at Beyonce in any state of dress/undress than half of hollywood. While this may not be the best representation of her vocal prowess, she is by no means "over". See the woman live, her voice is still there, her dancing is still there, and the performance as a whole is outstanding.

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Vanessa
178 days ago

are you mental?

Sadtosay
178 days ago

It reminded me of Madonna 30 years ago with the costume and chair work. She just needed the torpedo bra.

Lets face it, if you didn't know who it was, you would wonder why the Grammys put such an amateur performance on. It was unpolished and embarrassing. The visual effects, lighting, fog, strobes, costume, gyrating on a chair were all to distract from the fact that the actual singing/talking was lacking.

I don't think she is done, but she did herself no favors last night.

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e
178 days ago

Wow this is by far the most pathetic article I've ever seen on this garbage bag of a website. Sarah Taylor, you obviously have some huge issues with your self-esteem because every article you post is you calling women who are prettier than you sluts. If anyone is trash here it's you. You seriously need to see a therapist or something.

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