Quotables: Kristen Stewart's Dramatic Edginess Might Redeem Her Yet

1/27/2014 2:00 PM PST, by
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“If I wasn’t an actor, I would definitely do things to my hair. I would cut it more, I would dye it more. At some point I want to do a total boy cut. Not a pretty, girly version — like a straight up James Dean haircut. I’m definitely going to shave my head before I die. I will definitely tattoo my head while it’s shaved before my hair grows back. I’m not sure which part, probably the bottom quadrant in the back. ”


--Kristen Stewart discusses her deepest, darkest desires for her hair, also reveals just how stupid her deepest, darkest desires are.

It's hard because Kristen starts out making sense, because sure, it's fun for a lot of people to try out different haircuts and hair colors. And yeah, OK, a James Dean haircut would be a little weird, but sure, go for it. The shaved head part, that's not ridiculous at all, a lot of ladies fantasize about that. But getting head tattoos somewhere "probably in the bottom quadrant in the back," that's just the dumbest thing I have ever head. That is almost disgustingly absurd.

We get it, Kristen. You're very edgy. You have tattoos now, and braids in your hair and stuff. You totally don't even care. You're so hip. Thanks. Now please stop.

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Comments

Isaac Newton
324 days ago

I want Kristen to sit on my face...just saying

Jaime
324 days ago

You're such an idiot, writer. Everything you write makes me want to throw up.

Doris Gill
324 days ago

Kristen is a good actress, whether u like it or not. Neither Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner carried the Twilight Series. It was Kristen. Everyone seems to love tearing her apart for one mistake. Robert is a big boy and they were not married. So stop already. She is a free thinker. To me that married director took advantage, and it appears that Kristen is a bit naive. Jennifer Lawrence better watch out, they will come after u too. Being outspoken is cute and admired for a while but eventually will come and bite u in the ass'

Sarah
324 days ago

could this article get any whinier? i'm not sure why anyone should really care about one journalist's personal opinion on shaved heads??

sassy
324 days ago

have u guys even watched gossip girl = the tv serie? gossip girl isnt nice, she says thing like they are and yes, they are cruel. so take your "save the world" speech somewhere else...

Emma
54 days ago

Why the fuck do people care so much about what celebrities do when they have such a negative opinion? She's a good actress and she also can do whatever the fuck she wants. What women do with their physical appearance is no one else's business regardless of their fame.

This is a shitty article, spend more of your time being less of an asshole and you'll worry less about what other people do with their bodies.