The World is About to Fall Apart
Get ready to cry, or fear for proper society, or even just to retired to your room extra early tomorrow night, because word on the street has it that the one and only Madonna is performing alongside Miley Cyrus for Miley's brand-new "Unplugged," set to air on MTV on Wednesday.
While it's obvious that Madonna has made some pretty amazing music in her day, and you can't doubt that Miley does have some talent buried beneath all that twerking and licking, both of these women are only most recently known for their raunchy, over the top antics. Madonna and her penis bongs, and Miley and her ... well, basically everything that happened in 2013.
No, nobody's going to be paying any attention to the possibly-beautiful music that these two might make, because it's all about the stunts with both women. It stopped being about the music a long, long time ago, and the only thing that could make this worse (?) is if Beyonce were thrown into the mix, singing about boners. That might make it more uncomfortable to watch.