Kylie Jenner's About to Get Way More Obnoxious

1/30/2014 1:00 PM PST, by
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So hey, this is Kylie Jenner smarming her smarminess all over Austin Mahone -- who, thankfully unbeknowst to me, is supposed to be "the next Justin Bieber" or something-- and if we weren't so naturally inclined to rag on basically everything the Kardashians and Jenners do, then we might say "Aww, what a handsome-looking couple of teenagers who look cute being cute together."

Since we are, however, inclined toward a natural predisposition of "ugh" when it comes to this particular family, we can take the stance that Kylie Jenner is pretty desperate for more fame by trying to latch onto an up-and-coming artist who, oh, also happens to be linked to Selena Gomez (though he claims the rumors are false). Burn, Kylie Jenner, burn. 

See, we might side with our precious Lorde against Selena Gomez, but Kylie? Well. She just doesn't stand a chance if we had to pit one against the other. 

Don't be fooled, Mahone!

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Comments

Matt
244 days ago

You're a grown woman with a child. Even for click bait, don't you have better things to do than write about Kylie Jenner and who or who she may not be dating?

Jamie
244 days ago

Let her go out with anyone she pleases. Poor thing, she is the last Jenner child and she has to face the fact his daddy is becoming a woman. Why aren't you reporting that Bruce shaved down his Adam's apple? He's let his fingernails grow and even added some French tips to them, he let his hair grow into a bob, and he has that feminine face. Oh yes, he has man boobs also! Don't know if that is on purpose or because he's around 60 years old. Dating and being seen with friends or boys is just a distraction to what is happening at home...or basically what is happening to her "dad".

ninasky
243 days ago

LOL this Austin Mahone the next Justin??? 1st of all Justin is only 1 year older than this guy, and Justin is a super-star. austin is a cheap knock-off

TexasDey
243 days ago

For real? It's not her fault she was born into a family of attention 'hoes.
She's still a teenager. Cut her some slack.

Calialialy
243 days ago

Your kids should burn, you creepy bitch!

Isaac Newton
243 days ago

Kylie = Yummy