Quotables: Rihanna Has Officially Lost Her Mind
"I do pick on my body. It's a thing that women do. We walk in front of the mirror and we look at our butt. Is it getting bigger today? Ew. It's still flat."
--Rihanna opens up about the problems she has with her body, also reveals her apparent vision problems.
No, she's right, of course, that's a very common thing. It's just that if Rihanna picks on her body ... has Rihanna ever even seen her body? It's actually a pretty amazing one. I mean, good on her and all for being able to be this honest, and it's great if she can offer support to other people with body image issues, but come on now. There is no way in the world that Rihanna can look at her ass and say "ew."