Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come

2/7/2014 9:30 AM PST, by
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Here it is, guys -- try not to die. Or maybe try dying if you're really insistent upon it, because death will mean that you won't have to live in a world where Farrah Abraham -- the Christian parenting book-writing Farrah Abraham, that is -- is in a second, brand-new skin flick, because oh my God is it raunchy. 

Vivid.com's Steve Hirsch tells Fishwrapper exclusively that despite Farrah's year-long protests that she isn't a "porn star," the fact remains that ... well, Farrah needs to put something in her mouth to keep her trap shut, because more crap comes out of her mouth than does her back door. From Hirsch:

"Before the first video Farrah was just some throw away teen mom that no one cared about. That video made her the celebrity she is today. She’s a great porn star!" 

And you know what? As much as we despise Farrah and her lying, conniving, twisted ways, the King of Porn is absolutely right on this one -- Farrah Abraham really, really is a great pornstar when she's not trying to convince people that she's not a porn star. And that's where she should stay. The video drops at Vivid on February 13th. 

Advice to Farrah? Get off of our TVs, stop writing your self-righteous books, and slither off into the hole that you've dug for yourself so you can enjoy it while it lasts. 

Be sure to check out the photos, but be also sure to pick your jaw up off the floor when you're done. That's not the hole you want Farrah getting confused and slithering into, friend.
Filed Under:  Farrah Abraham , hot photos , nudes

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jenn
194 days ago

This smut was on that couples therapy show saying she wasn't a porn star she made a mistake trying to get people to feel sorry for her. Her face body and personality is fake stupid hoe

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Isaac Newton
194 days ago

It looks pretty hot to me!

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Bitch
194 days ago

One ugly chick.

Matt
194 days ago

TMZ has a deal with Vivid. Fishwrapper is owned by TMZ.

Fishwrapper fakes outrage over Farrah Abraham yet promotes it anyway.

Farrah Abraham, Vivid, TMZ and Fishwrapper all make more money.

Yeah, like we can't all figure this out.

Disco
194 days ago

Leave this girl alone. The only reason this is a nightmare is because the media fuels the fire so we won't think of more important topics.

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Shieroc
194 days ago

This chick is the biggest liar around. I think she lies about things to get sympathy and attention. I wish she would go away.

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princess
194 days ago

she is totes dead inside. This girl must be either addicted to being talentless/infamous. im going to pray for sofia because her mom is literally a piece of shit.

sonny
194 days ago

she finally has found her skill set, she is a sucksess

tiffany
194 days ago

If I was a guy, surfing around for porn and I saw that I would definitely grab my bottle of Jergens and start jerkin. Heck I'm a girl and I'd probably rub.....some lotion onto my hands. They're dry. It's winter.

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mickey
194 days ago

Maybe you guys should take a look at yourselves. When are you guys going to realize that you are the only pulication keeping her relevent. Sure TMZ posted a simular article, because there is actually something to write about. You guys post an article about 3-4 times a week. Anytime she posts a video, you guys talk about t. If you guys truely want her to go away as much as the rest of us, THEN STOP POSTING ARTICLES ABOUT HET. YOU GUYS CANT BE SO DUMB THAT YOU DONT REALIZE THAT IF YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE, THEN THEY GO AWAY. So why dont you guys try something different. Why dont you just stop talking about her dumb video posts, and other thingsshe does, unless there is something real to report. You guys can help make her go away if you stop reportig on her. Let me give you some advice, and i know i speak for everyone. NO ONE GIVES A F**k ABOUT ANYTHING SHE SAYS OR DOES. SO STOP SHOVING HER DOWN OUR THROAT. WE DONT CARE.

ninasky
194 days ago

PEOPLE WHO JUDGE LOOK IN THE MIRROR. STFU HOLIER THAN THOU, HYPOCRITES.

sylwia
194 days ago

click at own risk..??? come on.. really?????????????????????????????????????

Ali
194 days ago

The only thing that stinks more than Farrah's backdoor is Sarah Taylor's writing.

Harvey Levin has sunk to a new loan peddling porn on TMZ.

I don't know if TMZ and Vivid have a deal, but TMZ parent company Telepictures/Warner Bros is pissed. This puts the ass in embarrassment.

Tweet #firesarahtaylor to @telepictures.

tiffany
194 days ago

As president of the We heart Sarah Taylor Fan Club, I would ask you keep your vitriol for some other web sight.

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lifeisprecious
194 days ago

It's a good thing her daughter is too young for school. Or is she? I don't think she is 5 yet. Anyway, I hope she develops a really thick skin, because she is gonna need it. Farrah has some serious mental issues, especially if she thought only one porn movie was gonna be made from the footage she shot. Also, if she's not a porn star, she should stop showing up at the porn movie award shows and the porn conventions in Las Vegas. You're not gonna be convincing a whole lot of folks you're not a porn star when you are covered in jizz from head to toe.

Moneca
193 days ago

The Americans I like the girls working in porn. But girls seem transvestites? It is very ugly. Has face makeup guy

Tracey
193 days ago

Well I will say maybe she is trying to fill the baby book of wow you my daughter I'm letting you know this is ok to do for work mommy would be proud just saying p.s Farrah you are a f I n skank your a piece of shit oh heređź’©

Brit
193 days ago

"Advice to Farrah? Get off of our TVs, stop writing your self-righteous books, and slither off into the hole that you've dug for yourself so you can enjoy it while it lasts"

Hey Sarah Taylor & the people at fishwrapper.com, why don't YOU guys listen to your own advice? You're the one giving her the attention she wants. You guys are literally pathetic & stupid.

Bill Foresman
193 days ago

saw the vid and she looks good in it and yes she's a porn star!

lets_be_real
193 days ago

TMZ J3WISH OWNED,FISH WRAPPER J3WISH OWNED - STEVER HIRSH VIVID PORN OWNER (J3W)... TMZ = VIVID BUISNESS PARTNERS...AMERICA BECAUSE OF THESE PEOPLE IS TURNING INTO A CESS POOL WITH THEIR AGENDA OF BRAKING DOWN THE MORAL FIBRE AND FAMILY STRUCTURE...YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!...I AM TALKING TO TRUE AMERICANS,NOT THIS FILTH!!!

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