Madonna Needs A Reality Check in The WORST Way

2/10/2014 8:00 AM PST, by
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Madonna
is ... well, there are no words to accurately describe exactly what Madonna is. She's ridiculous, obviously, but she's also a little bit scary, a little bit embarrassing, but she's also a legend, so there's got to be a little bit of respect involved. Is there a word for that? Can we make one?

Words aside, Madonna is just being an ol' whackadoodle on Instagram these days. Remember a few days ago when she posted that photo of herself in the bathroom, asking her followers if she should take a bath or a shower? Well, over the weekend, Madonna was right back in that bathroom, but this time, instead of pondering bathing methods, she chose to state all of her dearest beliefs:

Yes i support P-ssy Riot. Yes i wear grilz. Yes i believe that Jesus Muhammed Moses and Buddha were all prophets! YES! Im not sorry! Im not your B---- dont hang your s--- on me. ......,,......#artforfreedom#revolutionoflove 

So let's get this straight: Madonna believes in Jesus, Muhammed, Moses, and Buddha, she supports P-ssy Riot, the feminist punk band that got arrested for "hooliganism," and grilz. Grilz are not as important as P-ssy Riot, but a little more than those prophet dudes. Don't hang your s--- on her, b----es. Got it?

Now we really need to come up with a word to accurately describe this awful, uncomfortable feeling, so that we don't ever have to feel it again.

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Filed Under:  Madonna , Photos

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prettycb
74 days ago

I love Fishwrapper. But I don't get the Madonna hate. :( The last line is from Human Nature....a song about the fact that she doesn't give a crap what you think of her and how she will just continue to be herself. I think--grillz and that horrid "n" word mistake aside--we should be seriously proud of this woman who has for 30 years been able to makes waves, push buttons, and challenge what we think of sex and what we think is "sexy".

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