This Miley Cyrus Thing Is Going to Get A Whole Lot Worse Before It Gets Better

2/10/2014 10:00 AM PST, by
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This Friday, this very Friday -- four short days from now, if you're having trouble computing this -- is the kickoff of Miley Cyrus' Bangerz tour. We just have that short amount of time to prepare ourselves for all the crazy photos, the wacky tour antics, the video ... it's going to be rough. And now that we're getting tons of photos from the rehearsals, like that one of Miley's leotard wedgie, we know that it's going to be way rough.

Here's another one of Miley twerking for America:

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And the equally disturbing front view:

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Yeah, it's going to be hard, you guys. It's probably going to be like the VMAs, but like several months instead of one night. We need to stick together if we're going to survive. Stay safe out there, friends.

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Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , Photos

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Comments

Bill Foresman
264 days ago

be better if she could keep her tongue in her mouth...

Robert Early
264 days ago

Miley Cyrus is not a artist, she is a nasty tramp. What is artful about doing soft porn.

Robert Early
264 days ago

Would someone tell Miley Cyrus the the tongue his getting old. Try something new, or better yet stay home.

Tuco The Ugly
263 days ago

The Tongue thing never gets old for Tuco....jew know juat gets old?
Fishwrapper!

nicky
263 days ago

Ew. what in the world is wrong with the first and last pic. she has the nastiest body. ugly big teeth and broad shoulders ew. i see why she does all these provocative things becuz shes sooo freakin UGLY. damn.

trixiesmama
263 days ago

That leotard thing she's got on in the 1st pic, that just looks painful...

Jennifer
263 days ago

Those pictures are f*kin sick. That's what [people pay to watch really?? How sad.

Zeroh Tollrants
263 days ago

If you're not going to one of her concerts, why the hyperbole? If you don't like it, ignore her. Trying to picture what bloggers would have said about the concerts of groups like Ratt, Motley Crue, Guns & Roses, early Beastie Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sex Pistols, Sabbath, etc. THOSE were wild shows. She's barely a blip in comparison to it all. Heck, even early Madonna was wilder.

Stacy
261 days ago

Im tired of the toddler Miles Cyrus. Its clear she has no pride. Quit taking pictures of her and maybe she will take the hint. Good grief there is plenty of other stuff th out can take I of without her. The princess, Where's Fatah Abrahams daughter while her mom is setting a bad example and leaving a lot to embarrass her daughter? Katie Holmes looks so much more beautiful now that she cut ties with the her nut of a husband and his Alien diety....you go Katie. There are some freaky stars out there right now. Please go back to the home quality ones and let the others quietly embarrass themselves into the great beyond of you ruined your career...go away.

Frank
261 days ago

I'm not sure when we got to be so full of it. The same people that knock her would call her a pioneer if she were Rebel Wilson's size.