The Cyrus Family Has Effectively Ruined America

2/12/2014 4:30 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor

In what's definitely going to be the worst thing you've seen all day -- if not in the whole entire year thus far -- Billy Ray Cyrus teams up with a rapper called Buck 22 for a revisit of the worst song ever written, "Achy Breaky Heart," with its even more horrifying older, ugly sister, "Achy Breaky 2." 

The video features intergalactic twerking, the original monotone "don't tell my heart" chorus, and spaceships galore. It's like the creator of "The Big Bang Theory" decided they wanted to commit career suicide, enlisted one of America's most obnoxious people on earth to help, added some booty, and went nuts. 

Sorry for this, guys, but it's got to be seen -- if for no other reason than to begin brainstorming how to prevent this kind of thing from ever happening again.

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835 days ago


835 days ago

I so just fell out of lust I had a crush on Billy Ray since I was like 5 and he first came out with Achy Breaky Heart, I swear he must be trying to keep up with his NASTY ass daughter

835 days ago

This is one of the worst things I have ever seen in my life. I cannot believe this is serious.

835 days ago

wow now u are just shity ray just like ur dumb ass daughter fuck u I loved this song an now you ruined it now im breaking all of ur cds that i have bought

Annette Lee
835 days ago

This isn't bad.. I love this!!! .. Billy is showing Miley how it's really done!!

LJ Wolf
835 days ago

Try showing this video at the CMA Awards...LMFAO! It's as trashy as the entire family is..

835 days ago

you do realize if you listen to this weird so called song is that he is getting back at his daughter for doing these foolish shenanigans to get attention. starts around 2:20

835 days ago

I thought this was kind of clever.

835 days ago

That was horrible.. I couldn't even watch the whole thing. Took a great song and made it crap in seconds