Chris Brown is Not in a Position to be Talking to the Ladies Like This

2/14/2014 7:30 AM PST, by
0922_fish_chris
Oh, you guys, happy Valentine's Day! Are you eating chocolate and doodling hearts and praying about who to ask to the Valentine's Day dance?! Or, you know, whatever. You're probably just hanging out, working or stalking exes on Facebook, but it's all about to change now, friends. Because now, Chris Brownis here to give you a special holiday creep out. It's just ... no. Does he not realize that there are certain things that he is never going to be able to say after he beat his girlfriend's face so hard he sent her to the hospital? Obviously not, but this is one of those. He can't act like he's super respectful and admiring of all ladies, because if he was, he wouldn't act the way he acts. No one is ever going to buy this cheesy, false nonsense, and it's just awkward for him to do this.

So listen, Chris, try again. But actually try this time, OK? No, like really, actually try to not be a gross douchebag. Thanks!
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Comments

Cutty
161 days ago

Jesus Christ its been 5 years let the man move on with his life. Fucking scumbag piece of white trash constantly trying to keep this mans image tarnished. He fucked up, he made a mistake, forgiveness is divine. Nobody gives you a hard time for the constant vinegar smell that emits from your vagina.

Shelly
161 days ago

Why must you always bring up Chris Brown's past?? You people need to get over it and let the man live his life. He know exactly what he did. He does not need to be reminded every single day of his life!!!! TMZ NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!

sa
161 days ago

You guys always make me defend celebrities that I don't even like.. since you make comments that are so irrational!

He can say whatever he wants and I think that it was a nice gesture considering his abusive history towards women
And if you want to think like that..The fact that you guys say so many nasty things about celebrities makes you a bully and therefore you can't come and defend victims of domestic abuse.

Hope
161 days ago

U made it sound like he said something bad. Good people do bad things? Get off his d!ck.

Andrea
161 days ago

All the Chris Brown (Justin Bieber, too) hating confuses the hell out of me. When it comes to our families and friends, we are quick to defend and say they deserve a 2nd chance, they are a good person and blah, blah, blah. But when a 19 year old kid fucks up (what 19 year old doesn't?), and happens to be a celebrity... he is now a person who can not change, he is an awful person and does not deserve a 2nd chance...where is the logic, the fairness and belief that people can change? I honestly feel the people that bash them constantly on the internet, in newspapers, in magazines, etc. are bullies, internally covetous of their fame and money, and downright evil. How can you not wish and want these people to change? How can you judge someone so stringently when you have never had a conversation with that person? Do you take into account these are human beings with feelings, faults, pasts and futures? All these articles and comments I have read about Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, so on and so on... are actually shoved down my throat, whenever I browse the internet. I don't even seek these articles out. I decided to comment because I am sick of hearing this nonsense. Some persons deep rooted envy/hate for a celebrity always trying to infringe upon my heart and mind. It's a senseless mob mentality. Live and let live. Encourage people, help people, stop knocking them down. When people turn around and kill themselves because of all the hate, does one ever question how they participated in making that person feel. It really annoys me to the core.

Andrea
161 days ago

All the Chris Brown (Justin Bieber, too) hating confuses the hell out of me. When it comes to our families and friends, we are quick to defend and say they deserve a 2nd chance, they are a good person and blah, blah, blah. But when a 19 year old kid fucks up (what 19 year old doesn't?), and happens to be a celebrity... he is now a person who can not change, he is an awful person and does not deserve a 2nd chance...where is the logic, the fairness and belief that people can change? I honestly feel the people that bash them constantly on the internet, in newspapers, in magazines, etc. are bullies, internally covetous of their fame and money, and downright evil. How can you not wish and want these people to change? How can you judge someone so stringently when you have never had a conversation with that person? Do you take into account these are human beings with feelings, faults, pasts and futures? All these articles and comments I have read about Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, so on and so on... are actually shoved down my throat, whenever I browse the internet. I don't even seek these articles out. I decided to comment because I am sick of hearing this nonsense. Some persons deep rooted envy/hate for a celebrity always trying to infringe upon my heart and mind. It's a senseless mob mentality. Live and let live. Encourage people, help people, stop knocking them down. When people turn around and kill themselves because of all the hate, does one ever question how they participated in making that person feel. It really annoys me to the core.

marline
159 days ago

how comes you guys keep hating on Chris so much. he is not the only one of those celeb to hit and beat woman, the only difference is that it's kept quiet until somebody write s a book and try to make money off of it. everybody is going to make mistake. he is young he still has time to correct his ways. i have seen worse things happen with these celeb. at least now he is trying to get help. we don't know what kind of life these people have we only know what is reported. so when people act like they know them it's puzzling.

kl
158 days ago

Chris is entitled to a second chance. So sick and tired of mofos holding this shyt over his head like they walk on mofo water. CB made a mistake , DAMN. move the uck on